Monthly Archives: June 2006

Bizarre Two Weeks on the Road, or The Glamorous Life of a Touring Artist

by Roderick Russell | posted in Roderick Russell News, Travel

14 Days
11 Shows
7 Pounds Gained
6 Deaths
6 Media Appearances
5 Pounds Lost (trying to keep gaining)
4 Hours Driving with Malfunctioning Gas Pedal
3 Nights of Passing Out (exhaustion)
3 Serious Blisters
2 Decapitations
2 Failed PA systems
1 Blown Voice
1 Failed EZPass
1 Decent Sunburn
1 Lamp Oil Soaked Razr phone
1 New Razr phone
1 Freak Tornado
1 Freak Hail Storm
1 Freak Flood
1 Cancelled Event
1 Malfunctioning [...]

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