The Hit & Run Tourist – Palm Beach, Florida
Part 1 of 2

As a performing artist I tour the country constantly, often finding myself in a new city every day. Not having the time that leisure travel affords, I’ve been perfecting the art of Hit and Run Tourism, learning how to take in a new city as quickly as possible. While I like to see the normal sights, I have a particular love of good coffee, good food, good art and anything exceptionally strange and unusual. This is what I’ve found in cities across America.

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Palm Beach MapWhen I gave a call to my northeast liberal elite friend to complain about the lack of culture in Palm Beach, Florida, his apt response informed me that “going to Palm Beach and expecting to find culture is like going to Beverly Hills expecting to find culture.” Popular culture perhaps (and said friend would have you believe that pop culture is the only culture, which is why I was surprised at his statement), but nothing in the way of genuinely intelligent, interesting or stimulating culture.

And why would it have anything beyond the extensive shopping that it boasts? Palm Beach is not a port city (though there is a very busy shipping port just down the road), does not boast a long history and has a relatively small population.

The Colony ResortMy work took me to Palm Beach and the luxury property of The Colony resort, favorite of presidents, diplomats and classic film stars. The following is what I discovered.

Founded in 1890 by Standard Oil co-founder Henry Flagler, Palm Beach was designed from the get-go to be a tourist destination and playground of the affluent. In fact it was Flagler himself that first conceived of Florida as a destination location, and towards that end he built what was then the largest hotel in the world – The Breakers. Made entirely out of wood, The Breakers hotel burned several times but was each time rebuilt better than ever, and if you find yourself in Palm Beach you’ll want to see this stunning property (pictures here). As one gentleman that I spoke to at the airport warned me though, “bring plenty of money. An omelet cost me $20″. I didn’t ask if it was two eggs or three. But perhaps you could always do what he did: convince yourself that you’re paying for the view and service, and that the food is free.


Mar-a-LagoIn fact, if you are anywhere in Palm Beach, you should bring money. There are three things that you should see. The Breakers hotel, Mar-A-Lago (now owned by Donald Trump) and Worth Avenue, one of the most exclusive shopping streets in the world boasting such retailers as Armani, Gucci, Christian Dior, Prada and Valentino. While Worth Ave. is entirely walkable, you’ll have to take a cab to see The Breakers and Mar-A-Lago.

If you find yourself on Worth Ave. – a mere three blocks of beau monde, with plenty of ways to squander a fortune nevertheless – be forewarned that the resident population of Palm Beach has a median age of 67 and most tourists are within a similar age bracket, so you won’t find an abundance of “hip” as you would on Fifth Avenue in NYC or Rodeo Drive in LA – despite the extremely stylish and disturbingly realistic mannequins in the window of Escada. That said, I found the most beautiful set of cutlery (it’s the metal bender in me) for a very reasonable $4,895 and a 5″ paper journal, of the type that you’d find in any Borders Bookstore, for a mere $56. I hear that the paper doubles as plush bathroom tissue for incontinent older folks.

Though you may not be inclined to spend much money on the street (well, if you’re reasonable that is), it is worth the walk up and down to enjoy the Mizner architecture, and be sure to explore the little alleyways just off of the street where you’ll find some very beautiful little courtyards lined with more reasonable smaller shops. The courtyards found down these side alleys, with the surrounding flora, fauna and fountains are very reminiscent of a Mediterranean town – they remind me a lot of Italy in fact – and you’ll even find the occasional restaurant where you can sit and enjoy a small bite or beverage while you inhale the aroma of the flowers and enjoy the indirect sunlight and moderate temperatures.

Classic Palm BeachLovers of fine cars may enjoy walking street-side to see the endless parade of luxury vehicles, driving and parked up and down the street almost haphazardly as if they don’t cost the hundreds of thousands that they do. Another destination for the men tired of smelling perfume at the counter in Chanel is the Grande Armee antique and unique militaria shop located in a small courtyard just off the south side of the street. I wandered in looking for, of course, antique swords to swallow. Jim, the man behind the counter, is an exceedingly friendly guy who is very open to talking about any subject and of course would be happy to show you around their collection of truly interesting militaria – I am by no means a military guy, but even I found the artifacts contained within fascinating.

Those looking for food will find plenty of options immediately around Worth St., especially if you walk just north on South County Rd, but you’ll have to walk a bit further if you’re interested only in a quick bite while on the run. As you’ll undoubtedly quickly exhaust the available options for “fun” in Palm Beach – unless you simply love being on the beach or can shop for days – you’re better off to hop in a cab to West Palm Beach, just a short jaunt down the bank-and-palm-lined Royal Palm Way and over the bridge and crowded yacht docks. There’s more shops to explore on the other side of the bridge, and those on a tighter budget will find the shops in West Palm a bit more accessible. Though there is not a similar abundance of art galleries, lovers of culture (and I certainly don’t recommend the Palm Beach galleries for that!) will at least find a couple performing arts centers and a bona fide book store – which you’ll have all to yourself, for it’s always empty!

TIP: Call Martin at Martin’s Limo & Taxi Service for that ride. It’ll cost you around $15 plus tip – roughly the same or less as a normal cab – but he’ll arrive in a clean, stylish black car and if you engage him, he’ll chat your ear off about the area, giving you an impromptu tour while you ride. I used him no less than four times and will continue to do so every time that I’m back. Martin’s Limo & Taxi Service – 561-856-3198

Stay Tuned for Part 2: West Palm Beach

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Brazil Nuts: For That Healthy Glow

Brazil NutNot only is the tasty and delicious Brazil Nut one of the most nutritious nuts around, it also happens to be the world’s most radioactive food – at least until Uranium Crisps hit the shelves.

A result of the extensive root system of this largest of Amazon Rainforest trees, the Bertholletia excelsa collects and concentrates an unusually high amount of radium from the soil – much of this being stored, as many toxins are, in the fatty meat of the nut. It has been estimated that the Brazil nuts contains up to 1,000 times more radium than the next highest radioactive food.

CD V-715 Geiger CounterSo high is the level of radiation found in the nut, it has been shown to register “33 percent hotter than the natural radiation level of [a] room.” (Steven Levingston, Very Hot Commodities, 2003) on a standard Geiger counter. Special mention should be made that the opinion of the Historical Instrument Collection (Oak Ridge, TN) differs insofar as they claim that though “radioactivity is not high enough to be detectable with a simple survey instrument, a one to five minute count on the powdered meat of the nut with a pancake GM or ZnS detector connected to a scaler will indicate that the beta and alpha activities are significantly above background.” I will be testing it myself early next week when my new CD V-715 Geiger Counter arrives.

Though the radioactivity of the nut is the highest found in any food, and though there have been virtually no studies of the impact of Brazil nut radiation on the human body, most authorities agree that there is little to no risk of ill-effect from eating the nuts, even in quantity. Despite the prestige of occupying the top radioactive spot, the amount stored and radiated is nevertheless miniscule and simply does not compare to the level of radiation found elsewhere in our daily lives.


In fact, many would be surprised to discover just how radioactive our world is. It’s common knowledge that many early 20th century consumer products made use of radioactive materials. Most notable among them are the luminous paints – Undark and others – that were once used to paint the hands and faces of watches and clocks during the late teens and early 20’s.

Created by the US Radium Corporation – which had a lucrative defense contract at the time – the radioluminescent paints used in their New Jersey factory were responsible for the deaths of many of the female employees. Unaware of the dangers, the female employees contracted to paint watches were encouraged by the corporation to keep the tip of their brushes well pointed by wetting and shaping with their tongue and lips. Many of these girls would also paint their teeth or nails with the radium paint for the novelty of having glowing parts. The corporation was sued by a group of five female employees who, along with the other employees exposed, became known as the Radium Girls. More recently, the US Radium site in Orange, New Jersey has been classified as a Superfund site.

But what many don’t know is that even modern consumer products are often laced with radioactive material. These include smoke detectors, spark plugs, certain 3M tape dispensers, cat litter, low-sodium salt and my favorite – glossy magazines. Certain clays used in glossy magazines – to create a smooth surface on the paper – are radioactive and a truckload of glossy periodicals can trip a radiation detector.

Need we worry? Probably not, and this article isn’t intended to frighten – though it may have unintentionally done so. But it does go to show that, though we may feel safe and completely removed from danger, the very act of living in a modern society brings with it untold dangers, often of the invisible variety. These consumer products may be nothing to worry about, but if you didn’t know about them before let it be a reminder that it’s always better to be informed. A well-rounded education and critical mind will forever remain our most powerful tools and defense.

There is one thing that has become clear from all of this though: the world is more interesting with a Geiger counter.


Many thanks go to Oak Ridge Associated Universities for maintaining such an interesting repository of information.

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French Philosopher Jean Baudrillard Dies, Age 77

BaudrillardTemporarily cut-off from the media while traveling from show to show, I didn’t learn until today that French thinker Jean Baudrillard passed away in Paris yesterday at age 77.

Not prone to re-blogging, time nonetheless forces my hand today. I give you the Associated Press article about his death.

From the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy:

French theorist Jean Baudrillard (1929–2007) was one of the foremost intellectual figures of the present age whose work combines philosophy, social theory, and an idiosyncratic cultural metaphysics that reflects on key events of phenomena of the epoch. A sharp critic of contemporary society, culture, and thought, Baudrillard is often seen as a major guru of French postmodern theory, although he can also be read as a thinker who combines social theory and philosophy in original and provocative ways and a writer who has developed his own style and forms of writing.

Ironically enough (for those that know his thought), after hearing the report on NPR while driving, I’ve been unable to find much media coverage of the event.

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The Lost Point of the Program
Koppel and Company on The Lost Tomb of Jesus

The Lost Tomb of JesusOn the evening of March 4, 2007 I, undoubtedly along with millions of others, watched a program aired on the Discovery Channel directed by documentary filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici entitled The Lost Tomb of Jesus.

The program explores the question of whether a tomb, known as the Tomb of the Ten Ossuaries, uncovered by construction workers in Jerusalem in 1980 while erecting a new apartment complex, could possibly be the tomb of Jesus of Nazareth and his family.

A truly engaging and compelling production, this film presented a wide range of evidence to support the claim, though it drew no conclusions. Instead, it was very clear to point out that no agreement has been reached – not only through its content but also by disclaimers both before and after the program aired – amongst scholars, scientists and archeologists and encouraged the viewer to apply their own critical faculty while watching and considering the evidence put forth.

Following the program was an hour-long discussion, hosted and moderated by Ted Koppel and featuring Simcha Jacobovici himself as one of several panelists. What ensued seemed more an hour-long attack upon the conclusions that Mr. Jacobovici drew – led by Mr. Koppel as ringmaster, a supposedly unbiased moderator – and criticism of his techniques.

The astonishing reality is that those doing the attacking – and again, this included Koppel – did not seem to understand that Mr. Jacobovici had not drawn any conclusions. He will be the first to tell you, and did so in direct response to a question from Koppel, that he feels strongly that he’s made a compelling case – compelling enough to warrant further investigation.

Simcha Jacobovici is a documentary filmmaker and is exceedingly clear in stating that he is not an archeologist, scientist or theologian. He has done some remarkable work with this latest project, but it amounts to nothing more than having brought questions to the fore and created an environment for debate, something that he posited as one of his goals.

Despite his own personal feelings or beliefs, it seems to me that Mr. Jacobovici has gone to great lengths to make it clear that more work needs to be done – unfortunately Koppel and crew did not want to hear it, and instead reacted to the film as if it were a personal attack upon their own beliefs, which it was not.

Most astonishing is that one of the key objections brought forth by Koppel and the theologians on the panel is that the dramatizations found throughout the film were compelling, powerful and persuasive. Mr. Jacobovici took the charges of compelling and powerful as a compliment, and well he should as a filmmaker, but by no means were they any more persuasive than any other visual imagery, and in fact paled in comparison to some of the glitz and glam persuasion found in modern news casting – something that Koppel himself seems to forget. And lest Koppel try to claim that his own show is stripped down, barebones and presents the raw truth through fact and not persuasion, let me just mention that authority is one of the biggest persuaders, and that is in fact the feel that he often tries to project.

How ironic that the theologians that so adamantly defend the stories of the bible and that most accomplished of storytellers, Jesus of Nazareth, should find such fault with a filmmaker and his own successful telling of tales. In fact, Mr. Jacobovici’s tales are enormously less sinister than biblical parables, for he is only showing us what may have been, rather than attempting to persuade us of what is. My prediction – or is that prophesy – is that Simcha Jacobovici will be the next one crucified for being a powerful communicator.

In the end, this film was intended to spark debate, encourage more research and hopefully inspire researchers to seek the truth through science and historical inquiry. Let us not forget that The Lost Tomb of Jesus is compelling – not concluding. The film presents a case, supplies available evidence and entertains us through good direction along the way. It does not claim to be complete, exhaustive or the last word on the subject. Never does it put forth a conclusion – in fact, it encourages the viewer to seek the answers. Simcha Jacobovici and producer James Cameron have created a wonderful work of documentary filmmaking and I applaud them for their efforts. Mr. Koppel – and all others that would attack this film, its director and producers – stop chasing the investigator and get back to the investigation.

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POSTSCRIPT: I feel particularly blessed (oh what a curious turn of phrase) that I’ve been traveling and isolated from the media surrounding this film and the controversy that it has kicked up. I was able to watch the program with a completely fresh and unbiased mind, but had I read such damning articles such as the one in the Washington Post entitled ‘Lost Tomb of Jesus’ Claim Called a Stunt, and countless other negative articles, I too may have been biased straight out of the gate. Thankfully this was not the case, but I fear that Mr. Koppel may have been swept away by the current of the popular media. I was particularly happy when he made his move to Discovery and have followed his work with pleasure, but found myself for the first time disappointed in him while watching the discussion that he hosted. I can only hope that this is only one slip-up in his otherwise insightful programs.

Many sources claim that the entire archaeological community is in stark disagreement with Jacobovici, but there is yet to be a clear exposition of why. What we need is clear communication and, above all else, further investigation. Perhaps this is all simply a stunt designed to generate money (that’s a big $4 million investment though) – and if it is, I still applaud Jacobovici and Cameron for one hell of a media manipulation – but I maintain that nothing will be accomplished unless we stop attacking the investigators and get back to the investigation.

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Chehalis Hegner Gets Art New England Cover

Art New England CoverThe photographic work of my dearest friend Chehalis Hegner is featured on the cover of the February/March 2007 edition of the Art New England journal.

Part of the Photographic Resource Center’s PRC: P.O.V. Photography Now and in the Next 30 Years show, the featured cover image is entitled Trophy from her series John.

Of the image, Art New England says:

His eyes closed, he submits to the touch, his face emerging out of dark shadows to provide a non-verbal sensory experience to himself and his explorer.

I choose this selection to quote because, in my humble opinion, it characterizes and conveys the artist’s profound strength as an explorer. Not only is Chehalis able to capture a subject in frank honesty, she has a remarkable and perhaps connatural ability to create a safe haven in which the subject can, as Art New England so astutely points out, completely submit. Submission, insight and honest humanity – be it beautiful or grotesque – is, from my vantage, a centerpiece of her work – and I speak here as a subject as well as consumer of her work.

Chehalis’s images, in their exploration of both the mundane and unusual, coax forth a sensitive and sympathetic humanity and stand as both timeless as well as intensely immediate expressions of our collective universal experience.

Congratulations on making the cover Chehalis!

See more of Chehalis’s work, please visit her website at www.chehalishegner.com. You can also find a wide selection of her work on her extensive Flickr site.

PRC also maintains a Flickr presence and candid images from the opening can be viewed here.

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