Improvised Weapons: Hand-to-Hand with a Coffee Mug

starbucksIn a nod to my good friend Cliff over at spiralbound.net, I here share a story picked up via the Associated Press entitled Washington Official Held in Coffee Mug Attack.

Fire commissioners Allen Yanity and Jim Bosch – both of Lakebay, Washington and aged 71 and 64, respectively – are in the midst of a year-long feud wherein Yanity has accused Bosch of extortion and attempting to force him off the commission, while Bosch has accused Yanity of harassment and intimidation.

Standing with their wives during a break at a local meeting, threats and insults were exchanged and, fearing physical violence upon his wife from an arm-raising Bosch, Yanity stepped in and cracked him on the head with a coffee mug.

Bosch was brought to a local hospital, where staples were used to close the wound on his head.

Yanity was charged with second-degree assault and plead not guilty, after which he was released on $10,000 bail.

No word as to whether or not Yanity was able to get a refill on that coffee.

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PERSONAL NOTE: I wouldn’t normally reblog a story like this, but it evokes many memories of when Cliff and I worked and had coffee together every morning. We were continuously appalled at the bad behavior of both pedestrians as well as motorists on our walk back to the office each day, and it was a running joke that we were going to hurl our coffee cup at someone out of anger. So much so was this act of coffee hurling a part of our daily consciousness, we actually designed a video game whose premise was hurling coffee cups at passing vehicles from the comfortable cafe tables in our small town. The game featured all of the local “regulars” – each of which exhibited their real-life idiosyncrasies in-game and to whom we assigned, accordingly, different point values for scoring a solid hit.

Of course, we never did actually hurl our coffee at anyone. We couldn’t justify the inconvenience of going without coffee that early in the morning, regardless of how angry we got.

And then there was the screenplay Cliff was working on, which featured a coffee-cup-wielding killer angry in a bar…

Ah yes, those were the days.

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Children’s Book Preaches Cryonics

Cryonics – the act of cryopreserving human remains for possible future resuscitation – is the subject of a new …wait for it… children’s book.

Though the practice of cryonics has been going strong for forty years now and has seen treatment – however scientifically unsound those treatments have been – in several Hollywood movies and many books, never has it been featured as a central part of a children’s storybook with an eye towards being both engaging from a story-standpoint as well as accurate scientifically.

Nonetheless, this is precisely what author Shannon Vyff attempts with her new children’s book 21st Century Kids. As a cryonicist and Alcor member herself, Ms. Vyff may be uniquely positioned to write an accurate portrayal of the scientific basis of cryonic suspension for an audience of young readers, but one question remains – should she?

As an extremely fringe science – despite the amazing progress that has been made over the years – members of the cryonics community always get excited when a new publication is released featuring the science in a positive light. Ettinger’s The Prospect of Immortality was of course the text that arguably started it all, but several works of fiction have caused quite a positive stir as well, including Halperin’s The First Immortal (which I was pleased to consult on) and Nagata’s Tech-Heaven, both engaging works of science fiction. And why wouldn’t cryonicists be excited about positive media? Constantly struggling against the current of mainstream medicine, those involved in the cryonics community have shown remarkable willpower in maintaining their efforts in the face of constant obstacles – positive feedback and representations should be celebrated.

But one cannot help wondering if a children’s book is really something that is needed in the industry. Such “education” smacks of religious indoctrination – and Ms. Vyff’s ties to not only Alcor but also the Methuselah Foundation and the Immortality Institute as well as her adherence to a calorie-restricted lifestyle make her seem more of a fanatical extremist than a well-intentioned, innocent children’s author.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that Ms. Vyff is a fanatical extremist. In fact, I applaud her involvement in the life extension community, and right now, caloric restriction is genuinely the only demonstrated method of life extension – despite what vitamin, cosmetic and biotech companies would like us to believe (and buy). Goodness knows that I myself have a strong history of involvement in the cryonics industry and I too have been intimately connected with many of the organizations surrounding the community (transhumanist, extropian, etc…).

I am by no means condemning her involvement with the wider life extension community. But beyond the scientific obstacles facing cryonics, there is the fundamental problem of selling the idea. What the public face of cryonics needs is an effective sales and marketing team behind it, and unfortunately this new book falls prey to the same marketing mistakes that most previous attempts to popularize the science have.

The announcement for the book landed in my inbox in the form of a press release from Rachel Damien at Event Management Services, Inc. in Clearwater, Florida. The subject line itself was enough to turn my stomach: Is Cryogenics The Answer To Living Longer

Anyone even remotely connected to the industry knows the ages-old struggle with the popular media over the use of the correct term – cryonics – and not the more popular misnomer cryogenics. Perhaps this use of the wrong term was calculated specifically to appeal to a more general consumer – but there’s absolutely no sense in perpetuating this error any longer. Any reader that would be hooked by the term cryogenics would be equally hooked by cryonics. The least that the PR team could do is to use the proper term.

Never one to dismiss a solid argument for lack of aesthetic appeal, I am nevertheless extraordinarily appalled at the overwhelmingly amateur design of the book cover and the accompanying website. The important aspect of this work is indeed its content, but for it to be a success in both sales as well as market penetration of the idea itself, it needs to appeal to the popular market. I wish it were not the case, but sales are significantly driven by first impressions – packaging, marketing, and appearance.

As I mentioned above, Ms. Vyff’s associations – whether I endorse them or not – radically alter the perception and acceptance of her work and make it comparable to books filled with bible stories by devoutly religious authors. If you’re not already devoutly religious (or in this case, staunchly logical and accepting of cryonics) you’re never going to bring these books home to your children. Compounding the perception problem is the amateur design, making the work seem even more untrustworthy.

Lastly, every endorsement on the book is by an industry-related name, not popular names. Though I and all others in the industry will recognize the names of Robert Ettinger, Aubrey deGrey and Nick Bostrom, virtually nobody else in popular society will. Whether Ms. Vyff is appearing in the popular media or not (perhaps especially because she is), she needs to display endorsements from household names on her book. This is the only way in which the popular culture will take her seriously. It’s unfortunate, but it’s true. As it stands, I predict that until the marketing changes, 21st Century Kids will never meet a significant audience beyond those already closely related to the industry.

I certainly wish Ms. Vyff the best of luck in her endeavors. I have no ill-will towards her nor do I disapprove of what she’s done. There remains the question of whether or not it was truly needed and moreover, whether it will truly help to popularize cryonics and reverse the many misconceptions about it – which she stated as one of her goals. But like most cryonics PR efforts, it suffers from a terrible salesmanship issue that, until resolved, will continuously keep cryonics on the fringe.

Cryonics represents the only stopgap measure in the fight for extended life for individuals facing death today while we vigorously pursue viable active life extension technologies. It is a crazy idea, but it’s also our only chance while we wait, and much crazier ideas have become mainstream with minimal effort. What the cryonics industry faces is a problem with marketing. Solve that problem and we’ll see that research will become largely unencumbered.

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Radio Mindreading : On-Air Demo

Regular readers will know that I make my living as a performing artist, swallowing swords and reading minds all across the country.

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image copyright 2007, Amanda Bohart

As advertised on this blog just last week, I recently appeared on a number of radio programs to promote a show that was sponsored by Clear Channel Communications and Immix Wireless. We managed to record one of those interviews, which happens to contain a short performance of a piece that I created, present regularly and which has been causing waves amongst certain performing circles.

I’m pleased to be able to share that performance with you here – which also happens to be the first radio recording of the piece to-date. A few words of explanation before you listen, however.

The experience that you are about to hear is not strictly a radio piece. This is a bit that I perform in every possible venue – walking around, one-on-one, on-stage – and can play for one person or thousands at a time. As it so happens, it also makes a very good radio bit.

As a “mentalist” or “psychological illusionist”, many of my colleagues react strongly against the use of playing cards in a mindreading presentation. I agree entirely that the use of playing cards can very quickly turn a profound bit of mindreading into the mere experience of a “trick”. Those that I have worked with can, however, attest to the fact that cards can be used to great effect in mindreading presentations – and this radio performance is no exception. In fact, when those participating merely think of a card, without actually involving anything more physical than the spectator’s own thoughts, it can do the inverse of what most “mentalists” experience – it can convert an inherently skeptical spectator into one who realizes that something more profound than mere trickery has just occurred.

This piece has been demonstrated to be both extremely entertaining as well as extremely impossible and is an excellent example of how suggestion, persuasion and applied psychology can create a compelling mindreading performance that people want to see over and over again.

Click to hear a clip of Roderick Russell on 95.5
file is 4.13mb is size and clip runs 4 minutes 30 seconds in its entirety

Enjoy!

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I Am a Strange Loop
New Book by Douglas Hofstadter

Wandering through a small bookstore in Burlington, Massachusetts when I was a mere fifteen years old, I stumbled by sheer happenstance across an intriguing book that prove to be the most influential text of my formative teenage years, and which would lead me to untold intellectual treasures in the years to come.

Little did I know that I had picked up a Pulitzer Prize-winning text, nor did I anticipate that this bit of writing would continue to influence me so profoundly over the years that it would make itself known everywhere from my many college papers (and arguably my entire college education) to my music and, well over a decade later, my stage and theater work.

The title of this text? Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid (Basic Books, 1979) by Douglas Hofstadter.

Subtitled A metaphorical fugue on minds and machines in the spirit of Lewis Carroll, this magical text begins simply enough as an introduction to the historical figures Johann Sebastian Bach, M.C. Escher and Kurt Gödel, yet even from the opening lines it’s evident that this is more than a mere biographical text.

Utilizing these three creative minds as tools to explore the intricacies of self-reflexive thought, paradox and the fundamental nature of consciousness, Gödel, Escher, Bach quickly becomes a brilliantly constructed treatise operating simultaneously on many levels – from the construction of individual sentences and stories to the overarching format of the book – which may not in every case be immediately apparent but allows for a joyous journey of discovery for its reader that continues well past the first reading.

I cannot recommend this text highly enough, along with another stunning work by Hofstadter entitled Metamagical Themas (and for a more cursory yet nonetheless delightful introduction to this type of thinking, check out the anthology edited by Hofstadter and Daniel Dennett entitled The Minds I: Fantasies and reflections on self and soul), but the real news of the day is the announcement of a new book by Hofstadter which could be considered a direct follow-up to his 1979 masterwork – I Am a Strange Loop.

Published by Basic Books just last month (March 2007), I Am a Strange Loop addresses the fact that Hofstadter feels, despite having won the Pulitzer prize for GEB, that the public just didn’t quite understand what it was he was fundamentally addressing. In his own words:

GEB is a very personal attempt to say how it is that animate beings can come out of inanimate matter. What is a self, and how can a self come out of stuff that is as selfless as a stone or a puddle?

But his new book “sort of hits everybody over the head with it” – in the hopes of eliminating any doubt or miscommunication.

Smashing us over the head with a message or not, Hofstadter’s writing has always been vibrant and engaging (he’s been directly compared to Lewis Carroll and Jorge Luis Borges) and American Scientist tells us that “the new book partakes of some of the same playful metaphors and dialogues as GEB, but it addresses more directly Hofstadter’s conception of the nature of self and consciousness.”

I have yet to pick up a copy (though I’m headed to the bookstore now!), but I have no hesitation whatsoever in urging you, the reader, to seek out a copy for yourself. If the entirety of Hofstadter’s previous work is any indication, (GEB, Metamagical Themas, Fluid Concepts and Creative Analogies, etc…) I Am a Strange Loopwill not disappoint.

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Click here for the 2007 American Scientist interview with Douglas Hofstadter

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Reminder: Sword Swallowing Show This Sunday
Free and Open to the Public

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Just a reminder that I will be appearing at the Pickelner Arena in Williamsport, PA this Sunday, April 22nd for two free shows courtesy of our sponsors Clear Channel Communications and Immix Wireless.

Tune into KISS 102.7FM, BILL (95.5 and 95.3 FM) or VARIETY 97.7FM for the details. You can also hear me on the morning radio shows found on those stations this Friday, April 20th.

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TECHSMART with Ron Jeremy

Of all the bizarre things that I do, places I go and pictures I take, I found it surprising that one of my most popular pictures and the subject of the most frequent comments has been the photo in which I appear with Ron Jeremy. Seems that whether folks admit it or not, there is a severe preoccupation with this “celebrity”.

Love him or hate him, you can’t help but admire his sense of humor and industriousness in spinning off side projects that capitalize on his unlikely fame. The most visible project was perhaps his participation in season 2 of The Surreal Life, where he appeared alongside Traci Bingham, Trishelle Cannatella, Erik Estrada, Tammy Faye Messner and Vanilla Ice. This show helped to catapult him to the forefront of mainstream pop culture and his image is now more visible than ever (or at least people can now legitimately say that they know who he is, without risking embarrassment).

One of Ron’s latest projects – which I stumbled upon quite by accident while searching through digg.com, honest – is a hilariously silly and tongue-in-ahem-cheek short entitled TECHSMART.


Produced by the wacky folks over at HEAVY.com, it’s a reality-style short wherein Ron Jeremy speaks about technology. HEAVY.com pitches it by saying “GET THE SCOOP ON: cell phones; viral videos; HD TV and more…”. The embedded video above is the episode on hybrid cars, and more can be seen with a quick search over on heavy.com, by visiting the included link above or by checking out Ron’s blog on HEAVY.com. New episodes come out every Wednesday.

For all of you who oddly can’t seem to get enough of this guy, here you go…

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Sword Swallowing Gets Mention on Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me!

roderickrussellfrontalxrayRegular readers will know that I make my living as a professional sword swallower on theater stages across the country. As I have only around fifty active, living colleagues in my esoteric profession, general press mentions of my art are small in comparison to, well, just about every other form of performance art.

Though I tend to get a lot of press myself (for example), any mention of sword swallowing in the news is exciting to me, so when one of my favorite NPR shows made mention of sword swallowers I felt a surge of adrenaline rush to my fingertips.

Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me! Is the weekly comic news quiz hosted by Peter Sagal, judged by that ever-present NPR voice Carl Kasell and paneled by a somewhat-rotating group of writers, authors, humorists and assorted media personalities. Each show features a segment entitled Not My Job wherein a celebrity guest – this week, former SNL cast member Julia Sweeney – is invited on to answer a series of three questions designed to be as unrelated to their actual job as is possible.

This week’s topic: Carny Language! While my own work is about as far from carny as one can get, I have a deep personal interest in the subject and, doing what I do, many of my best friends are carny-folk through-and-through.

Among the questions asked of Ms. Sweeney was this (roughly quoted):

Among Carny’s, the sword swallower is known as a:
a.) Steel Nosher
b.) Blade Glommer
c.) Silverware Snacker

The answer is of course… b.) blade glommer. Kudos go to Ms. Sweeney for getting not only this question correct, but the other two as well!

Check out the Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me! website to hear the show, or simply subscribe to the podcast edition.

Years ago I created the swordswallow.com website (now under different management) and you can still get a short list of other carny terms on the carny terms page of the site.

ADDENDUM
It’s curious that the term “glommer” became attached to the act of sword swallowing. To glom of course means “to grab, steal or latch on to something” as in he wanted to glom onto some of that money (glom. (n.d.). Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)). Clearly this doesn’t well describe the act of ingesting a sword. The closest relationship between “glomming” and “swallowing” seems to be cited by Douglas Harper in the Online Etymology Dictionary, which lists “glom” as follows:

glom
1907, from glahm “grab, snatch, steal,” Amer.Eng. underworld slang, from Scot. glaum (1715), from Gael. glam “to handle awkwardly, grab voraciously, devour.” Sense of “look at, watch” (1945) is apparently derived from the same word.

The 1715 reference to the Gaelic term glam being used to mean “devour” seems to be the best explanation. Though I hope that in my own work, there is no sense of “to handle awkwardly”. ;)

Comments and insight are welcome here.
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Trent Reznor Goes Punk

Though the new Nine Inch Nails album Year Zero does not officially drop (in the U.S.) until April 17th, the extremely punk-style* marketing has been in full swing since at least February – and it’s turning out to be an incredibly clever, engaging and effective marketing scheme at that!

Reznor himself reacts strongly against the claim that the Alternate Reality Game surrounding the album – created by 42 Entertainment (Jordan Weisman of Battletech and Shadowrun fame) – is anything but the art itself, the actual album being merely an element therein. Reznor is quoted on the official fan club website The Spiral as saying:

The term ‘marketing’ sure is a frustrating one for me at the moment. What you are now starting to experience IS ‘year zero’. It’s not some kind of gimmick to get you to buy a record – it IS the art form… and we’re just getting started. Hope you enjoy the ride.

I respect his project enormously and encourage him to continue down this path, but as a full-time performing artist myself I know firsthand that if you have a product to sell, everything is marketing – whether you want it to be or not. I’m more than happy to believe that Trent is authentic in his claim that the ARG is not a marketing ploy, but that doesn’t make it any less brilliant or effective as a marketing tool.

In a very bold business move, Reznor began strategically leaking the album to the fans to accompany the immersive game – on elusive websites, via clandestine phone numbers and even on USB drives planted in bathrooms at concert venues to be found by lucky fans. The full album, in fact, is now available on the NIN website entirely for free.

Throwing caution to the wind, Trent is employing some very off-beat and, dare I say it, cutting-edge ideas to distribute his work (notice I didn’t mention just the “album”) and encourage fan loyalty through involvement and heightened emotional investment. Though other campaigns have utilized techniques such as the ARGs, and though we’re seeing a number of new approaches to music distribution through an increasing number of independent labels, electronic distribution channels, direct artist-to-consumer communications and “customizable” experiences for consumers, Trent Reznor is one of the few people combining all of the new techniques into a coherent whole while also forging new methodologies to reach the hearts and minds of his listeners. I suspect that he’ll be continually setting the new standard for effective music-industry business practices – a nice change from the unfortunate move at the beginning of his career with TVT – and others will be emulating him while he continues to push forward and reinvent the industry. Hell, he’s giving his album away before it’s released, and I’m already first in line to purchase it when it comes out! He’s certainly doing something right!

Lest I belittle this project by repeatedly referring to it as the “game”, I should also mention that Reznor also has a message. Granted, we’re not at all sure how the narrative will play out, and there is a huge element of fiction involved, but as with all good fiction there seems to be a through-line that reflects the artist/writer/creator’s true, underlying beliefs. Though I don’t know Trent personally, it’s not hard to believe – if you listen to him and his music anyhow – that the elements of government conspiracy, mind control, censorship and the generally Orwellian styling of the Year Zero ARG actually reflect Reznor’s own personal beliefs.

But then, perhaps I’m only projecting that from my own mind, for it strikes a chord within my soul and is in keeping with much of my own artistic work (see my 2005 stage show Private Thoughts and Other Lies and look for my new in-progress work entitled The Truth Machine). All of this culture jamming art is right up my alley and the Year Zero experience seems to focus a great deal on civil liberties, privacy (is that still a civil liberty?) and the relationship between the individual and “The Man”.

The Game, the marketing, the art – call it what you will, but this constantly evolving NIN experience continues to delight and, in the best alternative/industrial tradition encourages us to face those fundamental existential questions again and again, and therein lies the emotional hook and its subsequent power.

Brilliant propaganda – as only Nine Inch Nails can deliver.

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Read the Rolling Stone article here.
Or Annie Zaleski’s review of Year Zero here.
Or visit the Offical Year Zero site here.

*For those who didn’t catch the reference and are still wondering why I called Trent “punk”, I was referring to a recent book entitled Punk Marketing by Richard Laermer and Mark Simmons. Not ground-breaking, but fun nevertheless and an easy, enjoyable, worthwhile read.

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Bell Busks for Broadcasters
World-Class Violinist Performs at Metro Station

Back in January, classical violinist and Avery Fisher Prize recipient Joshua Bell did something decidedly uncharacteristic of a Grammy Award winning musician – he donned jeans, a t-shirt and a baseball cap and took to the streets to play for tip money.




With over a dozen recordings under his belt, countless appearances with the most prestigious orchestras and more awards and accolades than you can shake a stick at, Mr. Bell certainly didn’t have to work the streets busker-style with his 300-year-old Stradivarius (Gibson ex Huberman) violin to earn some extra cash – and a good thing too, for he only managed to pull in $32.17! Instead, he was collaborating with the Washington Post on a brilliant public experiment (the resulting article published this week) to gauge the public response to fine art and beauty outside of its typical context. That is, would the average American (or in this case, Washington professionals – perhaps a little different) know beauty if they weren’t told it was beautiful?

It’s a bold question, the answer to which many of us may not want to know. The implications of the experiment are far-reaching and the reflection of the American mind that it reveals could leave many readers sadly disappointed. To others, it may reveal the power of marketing, or remind us of how context touches every part of our lives from our art, leisure and business all the way to religion and ethics. And still yet for some, it may reveal nothing at all, as is pointed out in the article by Kantian scholar Paul Guyer.

When asked what he thought would happen “if one of the world’s great violinists had performed incognito before a traveling rush-hour audience of 1,000-odd people”, National Symphony Orchestra Director Leonard Slatkin estimated that anywhere from 75 to 100 people would stop to watch, a crowd would gather and said musician would earn about $150.

The reality? Joshua Bell, one of the world’s most accomplished violinists, played 43 minutes of music in the L’Enfant Plaza metro station in Washington, DC for 1,097 passing commuters, of which 7 people(!!) stopped for at least a minute and only one person recognized him! Let that last bit be a reminder that, despite how small the world gets in our electronic age, it remains enormously large. One of the world’s most famous musicians was recognized by only one person, and that’s only because she had seen him in concert the previous week! Most people simply passed Bell without even a glance, and there was one report of a man who walked a mere four feet from Bell while he was playing, yet had no recollection of having seen or heard any music in the metro station at all.

The article is extremely thorough and I couldn’t hope to do it justice here – I recommend that you simply read it for yourself and consider what the results may mean. But it’s just the sort of public experiment that excites me and I feel obligated to share it with you here. Compliments galore go to both Joshua Bell and the Washington Post for executing such a fantastic experiment and encouraging its readers to actually think. Keep up the good work.

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bsuite Tags Where You Want ‘em

Back in late January when I ported my blog over to WordPress and began using my friend Casey’s bsuite plug-in, I ran into an issue involving excerpted entries on the index page and the inability to display tags as a result. I needed a solution, couldn’t find one, so I wrote one. Below you’ll find the original email that I sent to Casey detailing the issue as well as the solution. I post it here in the event that others are interested in a solution as well.

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Casey,

I’ve just ported over to WordPress and after getting all else up and running, installed your bsuite plug-in. I’m enjoying it very much, especially the new tag features.

The problem that I ran up against, however, was this: I am using the Post Teaser plug-in to excerpt my entries on the main index page – I tend to be long-winded and don’t want to force people to scroll forever to scan the posts. I do want tags on my primary index page for search engine and technorati indexing though, and as you know, your tag functions are hooked into and appear at the end of the_content, which is all after my excerpt, so tags don’t show up on the index page!

I searched forever and tried all sorts of hair-brained schemes to get my tags to appear despite calling the_excerpt, all to no avail. Well, I did get it working in a few different ways, but none that I was truly happy with. So, I took it upon myself to write a separate function that I can call, outside of the hooks and wherever I like, to do exactly what I need and, most importantly, where I need it.

Please forgive me if I’ve missed some exceedingly obvious means by which to do exactly what I’m describing, already built into bsuite. And if such a solution does exist, please share it!!!!!

But if such a solution doesn’t exist, then the following will work. Here’s what I did.

—–Fetch Just Tags From Bsuite – Put ‘em anywhere you like—–

First, as this is a separate function and not a plug-in, you have to enable the my-hacks.php support in the Miscellaneous Options tab of the admin interface (it’s labeled "Use legacy my-hacks.php file support"). You can of course simply paste the content of the function anywhere you like throughout your template, but I prefer to keep my functions separate, localized and organized. If you’re not against modifying source, it could be pasted into the bsuite.php file itself as well.

Now you actually have to have a my-hacks.php file in your root. Create the file, put the following contents in it and copy it to the root of your blog on your server.


<?php

function just_tags_from_bsuite()
{

echo ‘<table width="450"><div id="sidebar_section"></div>’;

/*This is just a table and bar that I print for my own aesthetic formatting.
Change it how you see fit.*/

//Get the entire post content
$whole_content=get_the_content();

//Generate the tag html with bsuite
$tag_content=bsuite_gettags_from_content($whole_content);

//convert the returned array into a string
$cond_content=implode(" ",$tag_content);

/*We’re going to divide the post from the tags now,
so set the delimiter to separate by.*/
$explode_delimiter=’<p class="bsuite_tagblock"’;

//Do the divide
$content_divided=explode($explode_delimiter, $cond_content);

/*Print the tags with appropriate html, and trim mysterious
"Array" string off end. Where did that array come from?*/
echo $explode_delimiter.trim($content_divided[1],"Array");

echo ‘<div id="sidebar_section"></div></td></tr></table>’;

//There’s that bar again… Change to whatever you want, or remove.
}

?>

Now, you can call the tags from any page you like from anywhere inside your template. To do so, open up your template file (i.e. your index template, archive template, et. al.) and place the following line anywhere that you want your tags to show up within The Loop:

<?php just_tags_from_bsuite(); ?>

Voila! I’ve tested this on every template page that I have, both with the_excerpt() called and without, as well as on pages that contain nothing more than a title. Be it your main index, archives, search or some specialized page, this will allow you to post your tags anywhere that you see fit without the worry of what hooks are firing where and when.

So in sum:

1.) Enable my-hacks.php support.
2.) Create my-hacks.php, paste the just_tags_from_bsuite() function inside and copy file to the server (root of blog)
3.) Insert the function call in any template page, anywhere within The Loop that you want your tags to appear.

On a personal note, between you and me, I’ve just installed WordPress a couple days ago and have virtually no experience with it, and only quickly hacked through your code (which thankfully is well documented inside), so perhaps I’ve missed something obvious, perhaps you already have a way of doing this, and perhaps my code sucks. I did pick up an extra array somewhere along the way that I had to drop out of there, so who knows… But I do know that it works, and it’s now easy.

Please let me know if you’ve got a better way, and if not, then perhaps others could use this little hack too.

All my best,

-Roderick


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Novelist Kurt Vonnegut Dies, Age 84

Kurt Vonnegut, whose dark comic talent and urgent moral vision in novels like “Slaughterhouse-Five,” “Cat’s Cradle” and “God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater” caught the temper of his times and the imagination of a generation, died last night in Manhattan. He was 84 and had homes in Manhattan and in Sagaponack on Long Island.

Mr. Vonnegut suffered irreversible brain injuries as a result of a fall several weeks ago, according to his wife, Jill Krementz.

FULL NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLE HERE

UPDATE: April 12th, 12:34 pm – Posts about Vonnegut’s death started appearing this morning over on BoingBoing. The original announcement is here, while readers have been sending in more information, updates and tributes that can be viewed here.
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Echoes of a Frozen Past
Cryonics and La Spirale

While the Technorati profile for this blog is tagged with the term cryonics, I have written precious little on the subject herein. Therefore, in an effort to stay true to my tags, I give you a bit of history.

Over a decade ago I granted an interview to the French ‘zine La Spirale, at the time a print ‘zine based in Paris dedicated to all things underground, cyberpunk and fringe. I was interviewed along with the then membership administrator of the Alcor Life Extension Foundation Brian Shock and Anatole Dolinoff, then president of the Cryonics Society of France. The issue contained a general article about cryonics as well as three separate and distinct interviews with the three of us.

I would never say that the interview was groundbreaking, but it was fun to participate in and I’m pleased as punch to be listed in the (now) digital ‘zine alongside interviews with some of my favorite writers, thinkers and all-around curious people such as Douglas Rushkoff, RU Sirius, Marilyn Manson, Richard Metzger, Gareth Branwyn and my old friend, Natasha Vita More. There’s also an interview with Missy Suicide of the Suicide Girls and, of course, Timothy Leary.

While unfortunately only available in French, the cryonics articles can be found here:

With Roderick Russell here.
With Brian Shock here.
With Anatole Dolinoff here.
General Cryonics Article here.

Of curious note is that, intentional or not, these interviews do not turn up easily in web searches for any of our names. The reason? There is one typo in each of our names – in my case an “l” left off of Russell. Not only is this a bit of my own personal history, it’s also an infrequently seen one as a result of this suspicious mistake.

Of course, while you’re there be sure to read more of the ‘zine. The interviews alone are dedicated to “computer hacktivists, strange cult devotees, purveyors of science fiction, digital artists, partisans of body modification, media guerillas… the unorthodox, aberrant and eccentric…” (funny, seems I’ve been called all that before) and for those of you who don’t read French, there is a selection of English entries as well.

Enjoy!

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What’s Up, Tiger Lily?

Holiday activities this past weekend left me with an abundance of brightly colored hard-boiled eggs and not a clue as to what to do with them all. So in the grand tradition of Woody Allen, I set out on a search for the world’s perfect egg salad recipe.

My palate being the decidedly adventurous that it is, combined with the fact that these eggs are more than the mere boring white variety, not just any recipe would do. Instead of your run-of-the-mill American egg salad, I discovered this little gem via the Rachel’s Bite blog, courtesy of Marcus Samuelsson’s The Soul of a New Cuisine: A Discovery of the Foods and Flavors of Africa.

Spiced Egg Salad
(4 servings)

1/4 cup olive oil, divided
1/4 cup unsalted blanched dry-roasted peanuts
1 bird’s eye chili, seeds and ribs removed, finely chopped
2 small red onions, finely chopped
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 tablespoon paprika
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
5 hard-boiled eggs, peeled and chopped
2 tomatoes, chopped
2 teaspoons chopped cilantro
1 tablespoon soy sauce
Juice of 1 lime
1/2 teaspoon salt

Heat 2 tablespoons of the olive oil in a large saute pan over low heat. Add the peanuts and saute until golden, about 5 minutes. Stir in the chilies, onions, and garlic and saute until the onions are translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the paprika, ginger, and chili powder and cook until fragrant, about 2 minutes. Transfer to bowl.

Gently fold in the eggs, tomatoes, cilantro, soy sauce, lime juice, the remaining 2 tablespoons olive oil, and the salt. Serve at room temperature.

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