Chasing the Elusive Mezzo Flat White

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

-Jonathan Swift

Coffee has been a love interest of mine for many, many years, but it wasn’t until my first trip to Italy that I truly discovered how rich and divine a beverage these beans can yield.

Upon waking for breakfast my first day in Venice, I was served a steaming pitcher filled with espresso and a second with steamed milk. My own fault, really, because I wanted coffee, asked for caffè and then, fearing that it wouldn’t come with milk, followed it up with an “uh… latte“. Little did I know that what I was getting was actually what they always serve and so not out of the ordinary at all.

Asking how one typically mixes and drinks the combination, I was instructed by my Italian host to simply mix them half-and-half in my cup and enjoy. What a round, full and smooth combination that made! And every day during my entire time in Italy that year I started my morning with that same combination – as do many Italians.

Of course, after returning to the States I was consistently let-down and disappointed in every coffee experience following my Italian renaissance. It wasn’t until I found a regular cafe with quality espresso, quality milk and a friendly owner that I was able to roughly duplicate the beverage – and bless his soul, I was even able to keep my own ceramic mug behind the counter to use every day.

My days of having a regular schedule and a regular cafe have long since passed, and the constant travel that is now my life requires me to carefully instruct at each cafe. Cities that sport good baristas at good cafe’s are easy of course – and the drink is usually fantastic – but many times I find myself up against a “barista” who is really just a “server” at a “cafe” that is really just a “coffee shop”, and even if my instructions are perfectly followed, the drink is second-rate.

But what, really, is it that I’m after? About a month ago, Lokesh Dhakar published a fantastic and fun little diagram on his blog titled Coffee Drinks Illustrated. It proved to be quite popular, receiving many comments and coverage from other big blogs such as Boing Boing, and it even spawned a Cafe Press line of shirts, mugs, posters and more. Unfortunately, what has come to be my favorite coffee beverage was not represented.
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No fault of anyone’s of course. As it turns out, the name of the beverage in question is, as with many coffee concoctions, in dispute.

The closest that the diagram gets is a flat white – which is an Aussie term, and actually proves quite useful in describing some attributes of this ideal caffè e latte. The “flat” in a flat white comes from the fact that there is no foam – it’s flat on top. And that’s part of the point. A cappuccino would be great if it weren’t for all the damn foam. It’s one third espresso, one third steamed milk and one third milk foam. Eliminate the foam and you have the perfect 50/50 ratio. And what’s the point of all the foam, anyway? It merely provides an obstacle to push past in order to get to the creamy reward below! A barrier in the way of extreme sipping pleasure. A flat white eliminates this problem.

The flat white goes one step further though. If we are to believe the comment left by “elissaf” on the diagram’s page, the milk in a flat white is steamed at (or to) a lower temperature than in a cappuccino, allowing it to retain a more creamy quality than you’d find with a cappuccino. So while the ideal drink in question could be similar to a cappuccino senza schiuma – cappuccino with no foam – it would be significantly more creamy – exactly as I got in Italy, as the milk had not been frothed, only steamed.


Due to regional differences, I’ve been unable to pinpoint a name for my choice of drink. It’s a flat white with a bit more espresso. Or perhaps it’s just a standard Spanish cafe con leche or Italian caffè e latte, mixed to my own proportional preferences. But the key points are this:

Good espresso (a given)
Quality milk and water (another given)
Steamed - not frothed – milk. Must stop shy of frothing temperature.
No foam.
A mixture that is almost half espresso and half steamed milk. The balance is delicate and left up to the “art” of preparation, hence the ambiguity in my own diagram at the top of the page.

While I have never equaled the magic of the Italian version while in the States – I think that Italians are simply born knowing how to make perfect espresso – I’ve certainly had some very good approximations. Still though, being on the road and often in strange places that don’t know what good coffee is, I’ve had to come up with some solutions. Thankfully I’ve found two things that make a very good coffee on the road possible.

Bialetti “Mukka Express” Moka Pot

mukkapotThis moka pot is brilliant. It works just as a normal moka pot does, but has the added advantage of being able to simultaneously steam or froth milk. Simply prepare the moka pot as usual, then put your milk in the upper chamber prior to heating. This little piece of beautifully simplistic though inspired engineering makes the espresso, steams the milk and combines the two in one deft action.

Of course you will need some sort of burner unit, but many hotels have small stoves and, if you’re simply unable to find any burner unit, there are a wide variety of extremely small, extremely lightweight portable burner units available that you can take with you.

trivia: Bialetti is the inventor of the moka pot, now a standard item in every Italian household.

Illy Coffee

illycansIntroduced to me years ago by my dear friend Chehalis, Illy coffee is simply the best coffee that one can purchase pre-ground (easier while on the road). Not only do they manage to procure, roast and blend their coffees into a remarkably consistent product, the fears associated with purchasing, storing and traveling with pre-ground coffee are virtually eliminated. Why you ask? Because Illy, almost since the beginning, has been using a specialized method to package and preserve coffee that cuts down on many of the chemical processes that lead to the terrible taste of anything but the most freshly ground coffee. I’m not saying that it’s as good as great coffee roasted well and ground fresh, but it’s damn close. Besides, their cans are oh so very attractive!

trivia: Francesco Illy is the inventor – in 1935 – of the first automatic espresso machine.

special note: I’ve just learned that Illy now makes a special coffee specifically for moka pots. I have never tried it and haven’t any idea what’s different – the grind perhaps – but if it’s anything like the rest of their products, it’s worth finding out.

Combine these two and voilà, a coffee drinker’s dream come true – and while on the road, no less!

Now if I can just figure out what to call my favorite drink…

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Froidian Sips
Organic Iced Coffee Hits Shelves

froidlogoBack in the early 90′s I had a guilty pleasure – yes I was only a young kid – of drinking a Maxwell House product called Cappio. It was a ready-to-drink iced cappucino beverage sold in supermarkets which came in a curiously large, brown tinted glass bottle that looked oddly like a “40“. Purchasing this coffee beverage when I was a mere fifteen years old was always a hoot because the cashiers invariably wanted to card me. I had to politely explain to them that it was coffee, not alcohol.

In fact, so strikingly similar to a large bottle of beer was this beverage that one time, during my daily “supermarket-to-library-to-park to read” routine I was approached by one of the most polite and unusual gentleman I’ve encountered. “Excuse me,” he said. “I don’t mean to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that you’re drinking a beer. I’m an alcoholic and was wondering if you’d be so kind as to share.” After just as politely informing him that it was coffee I was drinking, not beer, he continued by saying “so sorry to bother you. Have a good day.” Whereupon he casually walked off. True story. That’s Massachusetts for you…

As a coffee snob I probably shouldn’t admit to having enjoyed this beverage so much – it was Maxwell House afterall, and a ready-to-drink beverage at that! But it was a special, sweet little treat. Just the right amount of sweetened coffee combined with a soft, creamy body, all chilled for the perfect summer sipping satisfaction.

For some reason this beverage didn’t make it, at least, not here in the States. From what I understand, it was repackaged, marketed overseas and became popular in England (though I could be wrong, I didn’t exactly follow its evolution…). And through all these years, I’ve yet to find an equally guilty substitute – until now, and this new discovery exceeds the previous delight tenfold.

Froid (pronounce “FRWAH” actually – French for “cold”. Just couldn’t resist the deliberate mispronunciation for the title) is a young company offering a line of organic ready-to-drink coffee beverages that are hands-down the best thing to hit the market – ever.

froidbottlesUnveiled a mere one year ago at the All Things Organic Trade Show and Expo in Chicago, Froid offers USDA certified organic coffee with 100% certified organic ingredients and absolutely zero artificial or chemical additives, all brewed up into attractive little 11 ounce recyclable plastic bottles. In addition to an original coffee flavor, they also offer a French Vanilla flavor as well as an Iced Chai option.

The first sip transported me back to my childhood of drinking Cappio – only this time the product appealed to my adult senses with its slick, upscale packaging, organic ingredients and the oh-so-clean clean taste of the beverage itself.

While BEVNET doesn’t give the product’s taste its full due, their short review is more than enough to show that others too think highly of this first entry into the organic ready-to-drink market:

The flavor is rich and creamy, with milk and sugar being the predominant flavor of the formulation. The coffee flavor is on par with other products in the category, but is lighter than what you’d get at a coffee bar. They’ve done what they can with the package, creating something that feels upscale despite the use of plastic. The fully wrapped design is clean, but it makes for a package that’s difficult to open and may completely unravel, which diminishes the look of the product in your hand. Still, the French name sounds sophisticated and we think that along with the mellow flavor, clean label, and USDA organic certification will appeal to a consumer of premium ready to drink coffee.

I have to agree with the assessment that the package can completely unravel and come off the bottle – or worse, hang ripped and torn – if you’re not careful opening. And yes, that does unfortunately mar its aesthetic appeal in the hands of a consumer. But the taste is to die for. Without question it exceeds all other products that have preceeded it (none organic, of course) and most certainly should, as BEVNET mentions, appeal to a consumer of premium ready to drink coffee.

The big drawback of course is that, being a new company, the distribution is not yet large. I found mine about eight hours from home on one of my many trips, and was so impressed that I purchased a small supply to carry back with me. As it stands, the distribution according to the Drink Froid website is localized to the following regions pictured below:

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In addition to individual specialty stores in the above regions, Froid Coffee can be found at:

Harris Teeter
www.harristeeter.com

Harry and David
www.harryanddavid.com

as well as select locations of:

Wegmans
www.wegmans.com

Food Emporium Stores
www.thefoodemporium.com

ACME Markets
www.acmemarkets.com

The website seems to keep a moderately updated list of distributors and locations, so please do check there for the most recent information. More importantly, to help the distribution grow you can ask, ask, ask for it continuously and relentlessly at your favorite markets.

Order some or pick some up at a supplier if you have one nearby, but if you love premium coffee beverages, do whatever it takes to try this one – and to help it catch on.

“Excuse me, I’m a coffee snob and I couldn’t help but notice that you’re drinking a Froid…”

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Froid Coffee Company, LLC
201 Wilshire Blvd – Suite #100
Santa Monica, CA 90401
Toll Free: 866-GO-FROID
T: 310-401-2240
F: 310-401-2241
www.drinkfroid.com

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Uncommon Grounds Coffee & Tea
Burlington, VT

Located on the main pedestrian thoroughfare in coffee-centric Burlington, VT, Uncommon Grounds offers some of the best and most fresh coffee in town.

With a very wide selection of beans from most of the coffee growing countries stored right in their burlap bags in bulk in the store, they regularly roast in-house to assure the freshest cup. For people who like to watch the roasting action, the roaster is located immediately inside the entrance (don’t touch!) and roasting occurs in the late-afternoon to evening hours, filling the store (and street) with the pleasant smell of fresh coffee.

They offer each day, in addition to a moderately dark house roast, four or five brewed selections from their wide array of beans. Usually comprised of a daily roast, a decaf and a flavored caffeinated and decaf coffee, each different. For those that can’t decide between a cup of the house or the daily roast, they display in large print a detailed description of the day’s roast, from body and acidity to more creatively descriptive elements that you’d fine in finer reviews.

Also offered are a variety of teas (all loose leaf), cocoas, desserts and pastries; from bagels to cookies, cakes, croissants and tortes.

Despite the quality of the product, there is nothing “uncommon” about the atmosphere, which is unfortunate for this reviewer, as I love not just coffee but the experience of the cafe environment as well. Certainly very clean and classy, and displaying works of local artists continuously, there is nothing really very unique about this one. The tables are average-sized and glass topped, with two or four small wood-backed chairs per table. Each exactly alike, while not uncomfortable, they certainly don’t encourage lingering for hours (though this reviewer has).

There is a selection of window counter seats that afford a relaxing view of Church St., the busy shopping center of town. During the summer outdoor seating is offered, but unless you are enjoying your beverage during the early or late hours when the sun is blocked by buildings, there is absolutely no shade to be had at all.

Wireless Internet access is offered by an outside company called Soundtivity, which supplies the entire downtown Burlington area with wireless coverage. Fees are better than some national carriers such as T-Mobile, but they are still fees. Access is limited to the window seats (about ten to twelve seats) and the first two or three tables before the signal drops off to an unusable level. Naturally, the outside seats are covered well.

The staff is very friendly, prices are average, quality is superb and, though I wouldn’t call it remarkable or unique, the atmosphere is certainly clean, pleasant and of high caliber. Though some cafes in Burlington score higher on other elements, the quality of coffee alone is enough to keep me coming back.

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UPDATE: About that wireless access… This review was written several years ago when Soundtivity was just an upstart. Problems with the service at that time where constant and bothersome and I haven’t any idea if access can be had now at Uncommon Grounds.
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Improvised Weapons: Hand-to-Hand with a Coffee Mug

starbucksIn a nod to my good friend Cliff over at spiralbound.net, I here share a story picked up via the Associated Press entitled Washington Official Held in Coffee Mug Attack.

Fire commissioners Allen Yanity and Jim Bosch – both of Lakebay, Washington and aged 71 and 64, respectively – are in the midst of a year-long feud wherein Yanity has accused Bosch of extortion and attempting to force him off the commission, while Bosch has accused Yanity of harassment and intimidation.

Standing with their wives during a break at a local meeting, threats and insults were exchanged and, fearing physical violence upon his wife from an arm-raising Bosch, Yanity stepped in and cracked him on the head with a coffee mug.

Bosch was brought to a local hospital, where staples were used to close the wound on his head.

Yanity was charged with second-degree assault and plead not guilty, after which he was released on $10,000 bail.

No word as to whether or not Yanity was able to get a refill on that coffee.

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PERSONAL NOTE: I wouldn’t normally reblog a story like this, but it evokes many memories of when Cliff and I worked and had coffee together every morning. We were continuously appalled at the bad behavior of both pedestrians as well as motorists on our walk back to the office each day, and it was a running joke that we were going to hurl our coffee cup at someone out of anger. So much so was this act of coffee hurling a part of our daily consciousness, we actually designed a video game whose premise was hurling coffee cups at passing vehicles from the comfortable cafe tables in our small town. The game featured all of the local “regulars” – each of which exhibited their real-life idiosyncrasies in-game and to whom we assigned, accordingly, different point values for scoring a solid hit.

Of course, we never did actually hurl our coffee at anyone. We couldn’t justify the inconvenience of going without coffee that early in the morning, regardless of how angry we got.

And then there was the screenplay Cliff was working on, which featured a coffee-cup-wielding killer angry in a bar…

Ah yes, those were the days.

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Cold Mountain Cafe Review

Cold Mountain Cafe, Bethlehem, NH

Those who have read any of my other reviews have by now discovered that I have a penchant for finding out-of-the-way cafes in obscure backwaters that often function as a beacon of light in the middle of nowhere. Cold Mountain Cafe is no exception to this rule.

Bethlehem, NH is a strange little place. Nestled in the White Mountains of the granite state, most visitors are so as a result of happenstance. You see, Bethlehem is “on the way” to some great New Hampshire skiing; but unless you’re a local, an Orthodox Jew or have come for the low pollen count or hordes of antique stores with hours as odd as their owners, there’s really no reason to be in this northern New Hampshire town. Robert Frost once wrote of the area’s “pang…that makes poetry”. It’s a lonely, obscure little place.

Which makes the addition of Cold Mountain Cafe, located immediately on Main St. in this bizarre town, a most welcome addition and a destination location for visitors if ever there was one.

It certainly helps that every element of this cafe is of very high quality and the service has, in my experience, been nothing but impeccable. Owned by a man who brings a certain hip city feel to the establishment, it is more a small restaurant cafe than a kick-your-feet-up-on-the-couch cafe. But don’t let this dissuade you from coming in to relax! They welcome everyone, whether you are coming in for one of their full meals (lunch or dinner) or just a cup of their great coffee.

A small establishment, they offer right around twelve indoor tables and a handful of outdoor seats during the warmer and drier months. The indoor environment is one of high ceilings, comfortably dim lighting, NPR in the afternoon and any combination of world, jazz or classical music in the evening. Add to this their rotation of works by New Hampshire artists, hung on the walls in an almost professional gallerist way complete with appropriate lighting and you find yourself in a very soothing atmosphere, unwilling to leave.

Or perhaps it’s the incredible food that’s keeping you in your seat. With a selection for regular folks and vegetarians alike, they offer lunches and dinners complete with soups, salads and great tasty entrees that have a hint of sophistication to them.

But the crown jewel of it all is their French roast. It’s unusual for this reviewer to not inquire as to origin, type, roasting details and brewing methods, but for an unknown reason I never have asked while in this establishment and quite frankly, I don’t want to know. Because, dear reader, Cold Mountain’s French roast is some of the best I have ever had, and I don’t care if they get it from a can labeled “Folgers” (though they’d have to slip a Mickey in it to pull that one off). I’d rather preserve the beauty of mystery and believe that somewhere, located in a remote, isolated location in the White Mountains of New Hampshire, there exists the world’s most perfect cup of coffee, reserved for the few who stumble across it or seek it out as a sacred journey. This is a delight to be indulged infrequently, lest you spoil the sanctity of it.

Well over thirteen months of not having journeyed to this cafe even once, I found myself passing through the area and simply had to stop. I didn’t have much time, could not stay for a meal, but actually got a cup to go (a no-no in my book of coffee appreciation), and I am pleased to report that yes, they maintain consistency, and that day as I drove through the mountain passes I praised the coffee gods for putting such beauty in a cup.

By now you have realized that I occasionally get carried away, but please take my word when I say that Cold Mountain Cafe is worth the trip, and if you are in the area, there is no excuse not to stop.

A special note on that cup: For those that are interested, I would describe the coffee of which I speak so highly as an exceptionally substantial, round bodied coffee with a hint of oily texture and a very mellow and balanced acidity. But one of the chief characteristics that make it so appealing is the finish, which accents that rich and sometimes gritty body with a progressively mellowing earthiness that lasts longer than one would expect.

If I had to guess, I would say that this coffee is probably a Sumatran. But please, don’t tell me! I’d rather just enjoy.

ADDITIONAL RESOURCES

Cold Mountain Cafe Website
Lonely Planet’s “New England” Review
Ammonoosuc Times Review

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