Shape of Earth Uncertain for Sherri Shepherd

“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

-Mark Twain

There is a struggle inside me each and every day. On the one hand, I feel that I should continuously dumb-down my performance material so as to appeal to the masses – an artist has to make a living after all. Yet on the other, I believe strongly in my conviction that one should not pander to the masses for fear of perpetuating the sickness. It’s a difficult struggle – I enjoy my expensive coffee and organic food – and it’s challenging not to lose sight of your own standards when thrown into a world that so highly values and rewards reality television, pop icons and stupid stunts. Then I see things like the above clip from The View and I’m reminded why I hold a commitment to education and reason in such high regard.

From the transcript:

    WHOOPI GOLDBERG: Is the world flat?

    SHERRI SHEPHERD: Is the world flat? (laughter)

    GOLDBERG: Yes.

    SHEPHERD: …I Don’t know.

    GOLDBERG: What do you think?

    SHEPHERD: I… I never thought about it, Whoopi. Is the world flat? I never thought about it.

    BARBARA WALTERS: You’ve never thought about whether the world was round or flat?

    SHEPHERD: I tell you what I’ve thought about. How I’m going to feed my child–

    WALTERS: Well you can do both.

    SHEPERD: …how I’m going to take care of my family. The world, is the world flat has never entered into, like that has not been an important thing to me.

    ELIZABETH HASSELBECK: You’ll teach your son, Jeffery, right?

    SHEPHERD: If my son, Jeffery, asks me ‘is the world flat,’ I guess I would go…

    JOY BEHAR: You know, didn’t some person already work this question out? I mean, why are we doing this again? (laughter, applause)

We’ve all said stupid things under pressure – goodness knows that I’m guilty of this act. The shape of the earth, however, should never be mistaken regardless of the amount of stress and strain you’re under!


Sherri Shepherd is presumably a respected, educated person. She is a visible pop culture icon and though there is no educational prerequisite to being thrust into the public view or being a comedian – though there should be – she worked previously as a legal secretary, a job which requires at least a modicum of critical thinking skills. The very fact that she’s featured on The View tells us that people view her as representative.

Then she tells us that she doesn’t know whether or not Earth is flat. She’s never thought about it. Yet she put in enough thought to decide that she should become a born-again Christian. Should we consider her representative of that group as well?

Wikipedia tells us that on today’s broadcast of The View she offered up the excuse of being nervous and confused on the previous show, and that she knows that Earth is not flat. But how can one recover from a blunder like that, if indeed it was a blunder?

If playing to the masses perpetuates this type of thinking, I want none of it.

Thanks to The Daily Background and Boing Boing for the heads-up.

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[tags]Pop Culture, Sherri Shepherd, Television, The View[/tags]

Kronman’s Appeal – Education and the Humanities

Appearing in the Boston Globe on Sunday (link via boston.com) was a wonderful article by Anthony Kronman, Sterling Professor of Law at Yale and author of Education’s End: Why Our Colleges and Universities Have Given Up on the Meaning of Life.

The article explored – as presumably does the book – the reasons for which exploration of the most important questions in life have been abandoned by virtually all modern colleges and universities.

In a shift of historic importance, America’s colleges and universities have largely abandoned the idea that life’s most important question is an appropriate subject for the classroom. In doing so, they have betrayed their students by depriving them of the chance to explore it in an organized way, before they are caught up in their careers and preoccupied with the urgent business of living itself. This abandonment has also helped create a society in which deeper questions of values are left in the hands of those motivated by religious conviction – a disturbing and dangerous development.

With a few stellar examples cited in the text – Yale, Columbia, Reed College – Kronman explores why such well-rounded education in the humanties has been dropped by most institutions and attempts to make the case for why we need to reinstate such education.

He has no need to win me over – I find myself agreeing readily and entirely with the article – but it’s a delightful read and sobering reminder. I’m particularly pleased that he cited the “shift” as one of “historic importance” and made it clear that this “is a disturbing and dangerous development.”

Link

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[tags]Anthony Kronman, books, education, humanities, philosophy[/tags]

Chasing the Elusive Mezzo Flat White

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

-Jonathan Swift

Coffee has been a love interest of mine for many, many years, but it wasn’t until my first trip to Italy that I truly discovered how rich and divine a beverage these beans can yield.

Upon waking for breakfast my first day in Venice, I was served a steaming pitcher filled with espresso and a second with steamed milk. My own fault, really, because I wanted coffee, asked for caffè and then, fearing that it wouldn’t come with milk, followed it up with an “uh… latte“. Little did I know that what I was getting was actually what they always serve and so not out of the ordinary at all.

Asking how one typically mixes and drinks the combination, I was instructed by my Italian host to simply mix them half-and-half in my cup and enjoy. What a round, full and smooth combination that made! And every day during my entire time in Italy that year I started my morning with that same combination – as do many Italians.

Of course, after returning to the States I was consistently let-down and disappointed in every coffee experience following my Italian renaissance. It wasn’t until I found a regular cafe with quality espresso, quality milk and a friendly owner that I was able to roughly duplicate the beverage – and bless his soul, I was even able to keep my own ceramic mug behind the counter to use every day.

My days of having a regular schedule and a regular cafe have long since passed, and the constant travel that is now my life requires me to carefully instruct at each cafe. Cities that sport good baristas at good cafe’s are easy of course – and the drink is usually fantastic – but many times I find myself up against a “barista” who is really just a “server” at a “cafe” that is really just a “coffee shop”, and even if my instructions are perfectly followed, the drink is second-rate.

But what, really, is it that I’m after? About a month ago, Lokesh Dhakar published a fantastic and fun little diagram on his blog titled Coffee Drinks Illustrated. It proved to be quite popular, receiving many comments and coverage from other big blogs such as Boing Boing, and it even spawned a Cafe Press line of shirts, mugs, posters and more. Unfortunately, what has come to be my favorite coffee beverage was not represented.
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No fault of anyone’s of course. As it turns out, the name of the beverage in question is, as with many coffee concoctions, in dispute.

The closest that the diagram gets is a flat white – which is an Aussie term, and actually proves quite useful in describing some attributes of this ideal caffè e latte. The “flat” in a flat white comes from the fact that there is no foam – it’s flat on top. And that’s part of the point. A cappuccino would be great if it weren’t for all the damn foam. It’s one third espresso, one third steamed milk and one third milk foam. Eliminate the foam and you have the perfect 50/50 ratio. And what’s the point of all the foam, anyway? It merely provides an obstacle to push past in order to get to the creamy reward below! A barrier in the way of extreme sipping pleasure. A flat white eliminates this problem.

The flat white goes one step further though. If we are to believe the comment left by “elissaf” on the diagram’s page, the milk in a flat white is steamed at (or to) a lower temperature than in a cappuccino, allowing it to retain a more creamy quality than you’d find with a cappuccino. So while the ideal drink in question could be similar to a cappuccino senza schiuma – cappuccino with no foam – it would be significantly more creamy – exactly as I got in Italy, as the milk had not been frothed, only steamed.


Due to regional differences, I’ve been unable to pinpoint a name for my choice of drink. It’s a flat white with a bit more espresso. Or perhaps it’s just a standard Spanish cafe con leche or Italian caffè e latte, mixed to my own proportional preferences. But the key points are this:

Good espresso (a given)
Quality milk and water (another given)
Steamed - not frothed – milk. Must stop shy of frothing temperature.
No foam.
A mixture that is almost half espresso and half steamed milk. The balance is delicate and left up to the “art” of preparation, hence the ambiguity in my own diagram at the top of the page.

While I have never equaled the magic of the Italian version while in the States – I think that Italians are simply born knowing how to make perfect espresso – I’ve certainly had some very good approximations. Still though, being on the road and often in strange places that don’t know what good coffee is, I’ve had to come up with some solutions. Thankfully I’ve found two things that make a very good coffee on the road possible.

Bialetti “Mukka Express” Moka Pot

mukkapotThis moka pot is brilliant. It works just as a normal moka pot does, but has the added advantage of being able to simultaneously steam or froth milk. Simply prepare the moka pot as usual, then put your milk in the upper chamber prior to heating. This little piece of beautifully simplistic though inspired engineering makes the espresso, steams the milk and combines the two in one deft action.

Of course you will need some sort of burner unit, but many hotels have small stoves and, if you’re simply unable to find any burner unit, there are a wide variety of extremely small, extremely lightweight portable burner units available that you can take with you.

trivia: Bialetti is the inventor of the moka pot, now a standard item in every Italian household.

Illy Coffee

illycansIntroduced to me years ago by my dear friend Chehalis, Illy coffee is simply the best coffee that one can purchase pre-ground (easier while on the road). Not only do they manage to procure, roast and blend their coffees into a remarkably consistent product, the fears associated with purchasing, storing and traveling with pre-ground coffee are virtually eliminated. Why you ask? Because Illy, almost since the beginning, has been using a specialized method to package and preserve coffee that cuts down on many of the chemical processes that lead to the terrible taste of anything but the most freshly ground coffee. I’m not saying that it’s as good as great coffee roasted well and ground fresh, but it’s damn close. Besides, their cans are oh so very attractive!

trivia: Francesco Illy is the inventor – in 1935 – of the first automatic espresso machine.

special note: I’ve just learned that Illy now makes a special coffee specifically for moka pots. I have never tried it and haven’t any idea what’s different – the grind perhaps – but if it’s anything like the rest of their products, it’s worth finding out.

Combine these two and voilà, a coffee drinker’s dream come true – and while on the road, no less!

Now if I can just figure out what to call my favorite drink…

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[tags]barista, bialetti, cafe, coffee, coffee drinks, espresso, flat white,Lokesh Dhakar,caffè e latte,cappuccino,cappuccino senza schiuma,cafe con leche, Francesco Illy, gourmet coffee, illy, moka pot, specialty coffee[/tags]


MySpace Crossposter v2.0a Released

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Version 2.0a of the surprisingly popular WordPress to MySpace Auto Crossposter plugin is now released.

Click to DOWNLOAD NOW

The old project page for all 1.x versions is located here.

What It Does
The WordPress to MySpace Auto Crossposter is a WordPress plugin that publishes all of your WordPress blog entries to your MySpace blog at the time of publication. This allows you to publish as usual on your WordPress blog, but to also capture and retain your MySpace audience without any extra effort.

Each time that a new WordPress post goes live it will automatically be sent to MySpace for publication.

Users of the plugin have the option of publishing a notification or a whole story to MySpace.

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Notification-style crossposting is the default, which will alert readers of your MySpace blog that you have a new story and provide links back to your WordPress blog. This serves to drive traffic to your WordPress blog and is the recommended option. This options also allows you to avoid many of the MySpace page formatting issues.

Users that select the whole story option will have the entire story crossposted to their MySpace blog for readers to view without leaving MySpace.

The project is the same. The code is evolved.


What’s New in v2.0a

-Many users had trouble installing the original plugin due to the fact that the installation procedure did not make use of the standard WordPress plugin activation process. To help alleviate the problem, v2.0a is activated via the WordPress Plugins Management screen.

-All setup is now handled within WordPress itself directly from the Options > MySpace Crossposter screen.

-All code has been condensed to one file.

-Nothing needs to be modified to initiate the code after it is activated and configured. When you post, it posts. Simple as that.

Installation Instructions

As with most plugins, simply download the source file, place the plugin into your wp-content > plugins directory, activate the plugin on the Plugins admin panel and configure on the Options panel. That’s it. For more information see WordPress.org’s Managing Plugins page.

Quick and Dirty FAQ

When will the plugin update MySpace?
As soon as your story is published. That is, when you click “Publish” and it goes live on your WordPress blog.

What if I set the post to automatically publish sometime in the future? When will MySpace be updated?
When the story goes live on your WordPress blog.

Will the MySpace Crossposter update MySpace when I edit an already published post?
No. The only time the story will be crossposted in on the first publication.

MySpace didn’t update. Why not?
Of course, there could be a million reasons. Assuming that you configured the plugin properly with all the correct information, the #1 reason that MySpace doesn’t update with this plugin is because MySpace was down/not working/under maintenance/otherwise screwed up at the time that you published.

Will my post still be published on my WordPress blog even if MySpace is down?
Yes.

I published my post but MySpace was down, how can I get the crosspost onto MySpace when it’s back up?
Unfortunately at this time, the only way to do so is to delete the live story from your WordPress blog and to republish it.

I get a white screen with errors on it when I click publish. What’s wrong?
What do the errors say? They are usually pretty descriptive. The #1 problem is an invalid MySpace username and password. Double check all of your settings – typos, wrong info, caps lock, etc…

The system seems to hang/take-forever-to-load when I click publish. Why?
If this happens, it’s likely that your database server is not responding properly. It could be down or timing out connections, or you may have the wrong server information in your settings.

I am trying to post the Whole Blog Entry but nothing is showing up on MySpace.
Does the Notification Style work fine? If so, it’s a problem with the code not responding well to your content (we’re on it – debugging in process). If not, then there’s probably a greater underlying issue – start with confirming your setup information.
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[tags]blogging, crosspost plugin, crossposting, curl, myspace, myspace access class, myspace crossposting, myspace plugin, php, ping, pinging, plugin, wordpress, wp[/tags]

Necrovoyeurism – Watching the Dead in Vermont

safetycoffinThe 18th and 19th centuries saw a huge surge in the popularity of safety coffins – coffins designed to allow the interred to alert the living in the event of a premature burial – and so great is the fear of being buried alive that even today, with all of our medical technology, patents are still being filed for such devices.

An Italian watchmaker named Fabrizio Caselli, as recently as 1995 (RISK-FREE BURIAL, PEDIATRICS Vol. 98 No. 5 November 1996, pp. 960), patented a coffin that includes a flashlight, oxygen tank, intercom system, heart monitor and, from the looks of the photos, a video camera and flashing lights.

I suspect that we’re a bit more proficient than we were two hundred years ago at determining a persons living-or-dead status, so Caselli’s invention may be better aimed towards those above ground who simply don’t want to let go – or perhaps those that have a strange fetish for watching the dead.


If in fact you are one of those strange fetishists, or simply enjoy visiting bizarre cemetery structures, the 1893 grave of Timothy Clark Smith in New Haven, Vermont might be of interest to you.

smithgraveLocated at the Evergreen Cemetery just off Route 7 (a well-traveled and easy-to-find route), Mr. Smith’s grave features a square capstone into which is fitted a 14” x 14” plate of glass, peering into a six foot deep concrete tube leading to the actual grave, underneath which is situated Mr. Smith’s face (though you’d be hard pressed to actually see it). In addition to the viewing window, he was buried with a bell in his hand to use (in vain?) in the event that he needed to signal for help.

Though on the more simplistic side of the safety coffins introduced during that part of our history, the Timothy Clark Smith grave stands as a wonderfully preserved and extremely accessible example of our centuries-long fear of being buried alive.

Buried AliveFor more on safety coffin technology, visit the Wikipedia article on the subject. There you will discover that the first recorded construction of a safety coffin was in 1792 at the request of Duke Ferdinand of Brunswick – which included not only a viewing window but also an air tube (which would be my first request) and keys to the specially prepared locks to the coffin and crypt door.

There’s also a book on the subject entitled Buried Alive: The Terrifying History of Our Most Primal Fear.

Though there are “no documented cases of anybody being saved by a safety coffin“, there are plenty of stories of people being buried alive.

As recently as 2001 a 39-year-old Ashland, MA woman – presumed dead – was found gurgling inside her body bag while at a funeral home (okay, maybe we do need those modern safety coffins). She was rushed to the hospital and later released.

In 1993, 40-year-old Coney Island resident Nancy Vitale (wonderfully ironic surname) was declared dead by an incompetent EMS crew, only later to be treated and released from the Coney Island Hospital after a doctor heard – you got it – gurgling noises.

And most remarkably, as late as 1937, Angelo Hays actually made it all the way to full burial for several days before being found alive when insurance inspectors exhumed his body for insurance purposes! He went on to become a minor celebrity in his native France, inventing his own extremely elaborate security coffin and performing for television audiences – though with only 200 to 300 television sets in France as of 1939, I wonder how popular his appearances really were.

The lesson from these stories? When in doubt, gurgle.

Thanks to Boing Boing for the original link to the Vermonter.com article.

For more on premature burial – including even more modern accounts of gurgling – see Just Dying to Get Out

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[tags]angelo hays, burial practices, buried alive, cemeteries, coffins, evergreen cemetery, fabrizio caselli, graves, nancy vitale, new haven, premature burial, safety coffin, timothy clark smith, vermont, weird vermont[/tags]

Jumping – From Airplanes To Bandwagons

Casey just recently (re)posted his decade-old skydiving video on Maison Bisson, Cliff beautifully chronicled his own first jump at Z-Hills (Skydive City) over on Spiralbound, so I figure, as I was third to jump, it would only be fitting if I were third to post as well. So here you go!

Each of the three videos has its own unique stand-out features – Casey’s, for those who know him, stands out for how young he looks. Cliff of course was the only one lucky enough to do the AFF program for his first jump, so his stands out for the fact that it really was his jump. Mine? The funny hat! Yes, yes… the Jumptown padded helmets look ridiculously funny on everyone, and I’m no exception.

It was my intention, along with Scott (the reason I did the first jump) and Cliff, to enter the AFF program this season and begin working towards our fully solo jumps and licenses. Alas, after a bizarrely distressing month of unfortunate circumstances the plan had to be taken off the table. But it’s on the back burner still simmering, waiting to move to the fore again by next jump season.


With any luck we’ll find ourselves at Jumptown‘s AFF Camp – a four day intensive training program that takes you from your Category A skydive through your E-2 jump and into solo jumping – then of course we’ll need to log a minimum of 25 solo jumps in order to begin qualifying for our licenses.

I’m getting a bit ahead of myself here – 100+ jumps at least, I’m sure – but I can’t wait to start freeflying. But, one step at a time…

About Jumptown
Jumptown is a skydiving club and dropzone in Orange, MA (70 miles west of Boston). Not only is it the home of the first commercial skydiving center in the United States, it is also the birthplace of sport skydiving itself and the home base of the Massachusetts Sport Parachute Club (dba Jumptown, actually…)

If you visit Jumptown for a tandem skydive, I’d recommend the jumpmaster that I had in a heartbeat. Ask for Kevin Barrett. He’s a fantastically friendly guy, is exceedingly thorough and even makes a great sightseeing tour guide on your way down. You’ll be in great hands that you can trust (though that’s never a question at Jumptown – everything is top-notch!).

Quick Note About Video Editing
The video above was shot by Ben Lowe of Jumptown and provided to me originally on DVD. Naturally I had to rip it from the disc (also performed minor edits) to get it to YouTube, and if you’re anything like me you may have become irritated at the availability of free (and good) ripping programs for the PC. For this one video rip I used Auto Gordian Knot (AutoGK) and not only was it free, it was dead simple! I’d recommend it. AutoGK ripped it to AVI, I then popped it into Windows Movie Maker (all free, simple and low tech – good for basic things), made my edits and exported the movie.

[tags]accelerated freefall, AFF, Auto Gordian Knot, AutoGK, Ben Lowe, Casey Bisson, Cliff Pearson, DVD Ripping, Florida, freeflying, jumptown, Kevin Barrett, massachusetts, Massachusetts Sport Parachute Club, orange, Roderick Russell, skydive, Skydive City, skydiving, skydiving videos, tandem skydiving, United States Parachute Association, USPA, VOB, VOB to AVI, Windows Movie Maker, Z-Hills, Zephyrhills[/tags]

Whiskey Falls

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“We’re just in a band. That dude swallows swords!”

listen to the audio clip

I’m a very far cry from what you’d call a country music aficionado – I don’t think that Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsodies count – but for various reasons I can sometimes be found associating with people affiliated with the industry, and as a music-lover in general I can certainly appreciate great musicianship, regardless of genre.

More than that, I appreciate when someone does something nice, and “nice” does not begin to describe the country music band Whiskey Falls and how they gave up a huge portion of their own promotional appearance on the Bill Breakfast Show (Bill Country, 95 FM, a Clear Channel station) to plug me, my work and my website a few weeks back.

So in the interest of saying “thank you” to the guys, I’m sharing with you here the segment of their interview that got them off on the sword swallowing tangent, and you’ll find links to their websites below.


I was originally going to include their live on-air performance of Falling Into You – which follows the funny bits – but as their album is not set to be released until later this month I didn’t want to step on their toes. Moreover, from what I’m told, they had a few friendly “objections” to the station rebroadcasting it simply because they were only half awake when they played it that morning. In truth it sounds fantastic, but as a performing artist myself I can certainly sympathize with the desire to keep anything but the best performance out of the public eye. As I say, it sounds great, but in lieu of that performance you can hear others on their MySpace page, and you can buy the album when it’s released.

Included in the interview is a live, early-morning on-air performance of their song Falling Into You. I was originally going to leave the performance out (see above paragraph) because I didn’t want to be giving away their song prior to the release of their album. But in the interest of promoting the album, and as there is already an informal YouTube performance of the piece available, I decided to keep it in and still encourage you to buy the album!

-The Official Whiskey Falls website can be found here.
-Whiskey Falls can be found on MySpace here.

And while band members Seven Williams and Wally Brandt do not seem to have individual MySpace pages, both Buck Johnson and Damon Johnson do.

Visit their sites, “friend” them, sign up for their mailing list, and, for goodness sake, buy their album! Their four-part harmony is beautiful against the backdrop of their orchestration.

As I say, I appreciate great musicianship when I hear it, and these guys have it!

Postscript: While you’re at it, check out all of Amanda’s pictures on her Flickr account and the Bill Breakfast Flickr account. You’ll find pictures of her with Emerson Drive, Dierks Bentley, Keith Urban, Miranda Lambert and even Jared Fogle of Subway fame (don’t forget Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street!).

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[tags]Bill 95 FM, Bill Breakfast Show, Bill Country, Buck Johnson, Clear Channel, Country music, Damon Johnson, Roderick Russell, Seven Williams, Sword Swallowers, Sword Swallowing, Wally Brandt, Whiskey Falls[/tags]

Eak the Geek Dominates National Press

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My dear friend Melissa sent along a link to this article:

Coney Island ‘geek’ aspires to be ‘freak lawyer’
‘It was just time to go,’ tattoo-covered performer says of his sideshow days

which is a short AP article about another friend, Eak the Geek (aka Eduardo Arrocha) who until recently was a performer at Coney Island’s Sideshows by the Seashore and is now studying to be a lawyer at the Thomas M. Cooley Law School in Lansing, MI, after graduating last year from Marymount College in Manhattan with a degree in political science.

Eak is an exceptionally warm and friendly man, and undoubtedly the most unusual individual in his class. At age 45, he’s an imposing 6 foot tall man with dark tattoos of planets, stars and the like entirely covering his face (he tattooed his face with space!). He also stands as testament to the fact that one can achieve anything that they set their mind too, regardless of circumstance. He’ll have hard work ahead of him in breaking down social constructs and stereotypes, but he’s off to a hell of a start and, given his success so far, should have no trouble in the future.


Kudos go to him for drumming up such great press with his AM New York interview and the AP article that came from it. A quick search on Google for “sideshow freak wants to be a lawyer” turns up a list of no less than five solid pages of headlines from papers across the country, all featuring him prominently.

Interested in keeping up with his activities? He maintains a MySpace presence and is quite active with it, often sending out bulletins chronically his life, both mundane and extraordinary.

Thanks for the link, Melissa!

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[tags]Coney Island, Eak the Geek, Eduardo Arrocha, facial tattoos, freak, freak lawyer, freaks, law school, lawyers, Sideshows by the Seashore[/tags]

Not All Gas Stations Are Created Equal

caratexxonThe public outrage regarding high gasoline prices may have died down some since the initial push past $3.00 a gallon that consumers saw two seasons ago, but there is no doubt that drivers still grimace and curse the oil companies as they march to the pump to fill up their cars, trucks and SUVs.

While there is still much debate surrounding whether high gasoline prices are good (and here) for American consumers or not, one thing is certain – we’re all interested in better fuel economy.

Be it a financial concern, desire to lessen your environmental impact and carbon footprint, or simply an attempt to “stick it” to the oil companies, we’d all love to pay less at the pump – but not all pumps are created equal! A recent experiment in my own vehicle led to some interesting surprises.


The story begins with my obsessive-compulsive tendency to watch the dashboard display in my Volvo S60. While always interested in better fuel economy, the need to watch my MPG consumption stems more from habit and compulsion than an attempt to boost the average. Nevertheless, regularly driving 7+ hours one-way, 75% highway, at night (no traffic) and loaded down with roughly 250 pounds of extra cargo (I’m a stage performer) has revealed that my Volvo S60 averages 27 to 28 MPG while running on a higher octane fuel (91 to 93). I fuel up at every possible type of filling station and have used every brand of fuel – at 2am in the middle-of-nowhere, you take what you can get. Always, however, my fuel consumption stays solidly within that 27 to 28 MPG range, unless I’m intentionally trying to boost it with a crawl-and-coast methodology (Don’t laugh! Traveling alone three quarters of the time leads to all sorts of strange behavior.)

That’s why I was surprised when I noticed my average creeping past 29 MPG last July on a trip from central Pennsylvania to Stamford, Connecticut! Round-trip in one day, including stop-and-go city driving, I averaged 29.6 MPG – the highest my rating has been for distance driving in this vehicle, and good news for the people paying my travel expenses.

Curious as to why I was seeing an increase, especially given the city driving and travel on the Connecticut section of I-95 – not recommended, ever – the only contributing factor that I could find was the gas that I filled my tank with in central PA – 92 octane from a Sheetz station. (btw – if you’ve never been to a Sheetz, let me just say that they are brilliant stores! Great fuel, Made-To-Order food, even good coffee! And clean, clean, clean!) At the end of the day though, I chalked it all up to luck, good driving and, well, more luck.

In truth, I didn’t give the good mileage in July a second thought beyond that day, until just yesterday when I filled up yet again at a Sheetz in central Pennsylvania and drove two hours through extremely mountainous Pennsylvania Coal Country, only to emerge on the other side with a 30.1 MPG reading!

Not only had I never seen such a high rating in this vehicle before, but it happened in the mountains, the last place I’d expect it to occur!

Once on the highway I kept a very close eye on the display window and it kept improving. Before long my Volvo was at 31 MPG. This was unprecedented, and those who drive vehicles that boast real-time fuel consumption stats know how difficult it is on long trips to boost your rating by even a few tenths of a mile per gallon – yet here I was, averaging 31 MPG.

This average maintained itself without any special driving on my part, and to test the now fairly convincing theory that my fuel economy was due to the Sheetz station, after 4.5 hours of driving and half of a tank consumed, I filled the now empty portion with Exxon-brand, 93 octane fuel.

My fuel economy plummeted, and quickly. The Exxon/Sheetz blend, continuing on for another 2.5 hours, brought my rating down to a high 28 miles per gallon.

While this is far from a controlled, scientific experiment, there is certainly enough evidence to at least suggest that different brands due indeed lead to different fuel economies. It’s likely that I will repeat the “experiment” under more controlled circumstances that include same time-of-day driving, route, traffic conditions, perhaps even utilization of cruise-control, and I will report the results here. The fact that my vehicle has never seen such a high rating, however, does suggest that there can be a significant difference between filling stations, the fuel that they carry and the resultant performance of said fuel.

Assuming my vehicle typically runs at an average of 28 MPG (usually between 27 and 28, in actuality), a 3 MPG increase as I saw with the Sheetz-brand fuel is almost an 11% increase in performance. An 11% increase is certainly not something that I’d want to dismiss – with the current national average of premium fuel at $3.071, that’s a savings for my vehicle of just over $6 per tank of fuel. That may seem like a small sum – but hell, that’s three cups of very good coffee, enough to last me while driving that tank empty! And for someone like me who drives an awful lot, that difference would have saved me about $260 over this past summer alone – enough to help defray the costs of my domain name being stolen, in fact. Combine savings like that with an even more fuel efficient vehicle and you’ll be saving even more money and a whole lot more of the environment.

While the jury – and the fuel providers – are still undecided, I for one will be listening to the voice of my Volvo and will be seeking out better performing fuels.

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Genuine Steampunk Arm
Rockets and Steam and Valves, Oh My!

vanderbiltarmFollowing up the recent story on mechanical arms, I bring you the Vanderbilt Arm, the DARPA-funded, Vanderbilt University-developed prosthetic arm that is powered by rocket fuel, steam, valves and springs.

From the Vanderbilt project page:

…[the] power source is about the size of a pencil and contains a special catalyst that causes hydrogen peroxide to burn. When this compound burns, it produces pure steam. The steam is used to open and close a series of valves. The valves are connected to the spring-loaded joints of the prosthesis by belts made of a special monofilament used in appliance handles and aircraft parts.

It’s truly a wondrous development, promising to be the most human-like prosthetic arm ever created, weighing in at about half the weight of a real arm, mimicking 21 of the natural arm’s 26 motions and with the goal of being so thoroughly integrated into the nerve structure of the wearer that it can be controlled by thought alone.

The coolest part? It’s totally steampunk, in the truest sense! We need to get the folks over at The Steampunk Workshop working on an aesthetic design for this device pronto, pronto!

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Favorite Bedtime Activities

censoredSince becoming quite addicted to The West Wing television series, I’ve been finding it easier and easier to bring my laptop to bed with me to watch episodes of my favorite television shows as I fall asleep. Unfortunately, this has been slowly displacing my life-long routine of reading before bed and I’m feeling a bit, well, guilty.

For some reason I suspect that the X-Files, Star Trek:TNG and Red Dwarf just do not stack up – in the good-for-personal-betterment sense – against the usual diet of philosophy and science reading to which I’m accustom. Sure, I’ve been able to catch up on all the episodes of QI – and that has to count for something – but even ingesting the wisdom of the comics has left this lingering feeling that I’ve somehow become lazy.

And so, when just the other night I found myself eager to read again and not watch another Eddie Izzard special, I was feeling particularly happy. Only problem was that I was simply too tired to dig into the Dennett book that I had with me.


Enter the beauty of the online philosophy lecture! All the excitement and visual stimulation of Hollywood (Hollywood, Missouri, perhaps) with content enough to keep a hungry mind sated.

Yes, I admit it. I’ve been watching online philosophy lectures and discussions in bed. And thanks to Tanasije Gjorgoski and the list of online philosophy videos that he has compiled, I should have enough to keep me busy for a few weeks at least.

By sheer happenstance there seems to be a strong concentration of philosophy of mind videos, which is fine by me, with many of the most popular names featured: Searle, Chalmers, Dennett, Nagel, Pinker, Churchland, et. al.

In the comments of the blog you’ll find links to other compiled lists – not strictly philosophy but of interest nevertheless – such as public lectures from The Royal Society and the British Academy lectures online. Being a contributor to several blog carnivals myself, I was also excited to find the Philosophers’ Carnival.

As I say, all of this philosophy goodness should be enough to keep me busy when I’m yearning for the laptop rather than a book. And for those of you who have no interest in the material at all – I suspect that these links will be particularly useful in helping you get to sleep.

Glad to be of service.

Gute Nacht!

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Want Human-like Movement? Model a Human!

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Click here for stunning video of Airic’s_arm.

As a young boy who obsessively read the ads in the back of Popular Science and relentlessly sent in those cardboard “for more information” cards, my mailbox (the physical one!) was always filled with product marketing from countless engineering and technology companies. One of the more interesting products to me at the time was NITINOL, the nickel-titanium shape memory alloy developed by the Naval Ordnance Laboratory.

Having read the NITINOL literature and having a huge preoccupation with robotics and artificial intelligence, my young mind often thought that the best way to make a human-like android with human-like movement would be to – obviously – model it on a human! I had childhood dreams of bundling NITINOL wires together into muscle groups, fastening them together onto a bone structure and making a truly human android.

As unsophisticated and impractical as those boyhood dreams were, I’ve nevertheless been amazed over the years by the fact that there have been so few technologies that attempt what I thought as a child was a pretty obvious idea. Perhaps I’ve simply missed all of the robot movement studies over the years, but in the popular mind and media, save for Asimo, there have been precious few robots that genuinely appear human in their movement.

That’s why I was excited to “Airic’s_arm”, a project by the industrial automation firm Festo.

From their website:

The Airic’s_arm is a robotic arm fitted with artificial bones and muscles. The bone structure, consisting of the human bones such as ulna and radius, metacarpal bone and finger bone, shoulder joint and shoulder blade – joints that do not occur as such in the technical world – is moved via 30 muscles.

I can’t wait to see these ideas implemented in torso and leg modeling, and to see the resultant bipedal action.

Link via Boing Boing via Core77 Design Blog (pretty cool stuff there!).

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Indie Film Wrap-Up

DSCN4154I’m very excited to report that the filming of the new indie short Cupcake has wrapped, editing is complete and the film is off to it’s next destination. Though I am not at liberty to divulge any more at this time, there will be an announcement made here on this site when the time is appropriate.

I was invited to participate in the film by writer and director Cheryl Cambras, and after exploring the script – and being stunned at the uniqueness of the project – thought that this decidedly bizarre film would be a good match.

Cheryl invited me to take part and to play – um – shall we say a pivotal role in my capacity as a sword swallower. We met in Stamford, Connecticut on the 28th of July and work commenced with the fantastic cast and crew.


Thanks to Alex Exum there are some fun production stills available to view on my Flickr page.

I suspect that this curious film will go to some even more curious places, so keep your eyes open for announcements!

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*featured photo is of the star of the short – Gigi – played by Andrea Saenz

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I’ve been postponing this post for a couple of weeks now in anticipation of a slightly larger announcement, though as the date of that announcement may be a ways off, I could not justify holding this any longer.

Recently Seen On The Road: Door Sign

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Okay, okay, so we all know what this *really* means, but I can’t be the only one who finds this humorous. I suppose all doors are technically automatic, if we’re to interpret this sign literally.


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Eat This Book – Of all the books, in all the bookstores…

eatthisbookLast year while browsing at my local Borders bookstore, one new release leaped off the shelf and caught my attention: Eat This Book A Year of Gorging and Glory on the Competitive Eating Circuit.

The title and design alone are enough to make anyone take notice – what an odd subject – and though I wouldn’t normally consider myself interested in the topic, I nevertheless found myself interested in this book. A later interview with the author by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show further increased my interest in the work.

Little did I know (it only took me a year to get around to reading it!) that the author, Ryan Nerz – a freelance journalist and emcee of competitive eating events – actually cited me in this text! It’s always fun to find references to me and my work by happenstance, but in a book on competitive eating was the last place that I expected to do so!

A wonderfully written, playful text – at times hilariously disturbing in its vivid detail – Nerz cites me as an example of the intense training and skill required to suppress the gag reflex, and by extension illustrates his own difficulty in pursuing the, um, sport of competitive eating.

I’ll stick to swords – thank you very much – but it’s great to hear that others are learning from my experience as well and are able to extract valuable information which can be applied in their own field.

Also cited in the same chapter is Monsieur Mangetout, a.k.a. Michel Lotito, the man famous for eating an entire Cessna airplane (among many other things) and with whom I was privileged to share screen time during a Discovery Channel program.

Eat This Book is a vivacious chronicle of one man’s journey through the bizarrely American, international sport of competitive eating. Filled with history and personal – er, inside – accounts of the trials and tribulations involved in consuming quantity in record time, it reads like equal parts travelogue, biography and history, with an (un)healthy dose of science and anatomy tossed in. Through it all it remains a fun, easy read that should, curiously, appeal to an incredibly diverse audience.

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