True Gamer Geek – D20 Tattoo

How can you tell the true geeks from the faux geeks? The diehards get signs of their geekiness inked into their skin.

This is a picture of a very fresh (day of!) tattoo of a flaming D20 (twenty-sided die, for all you non-dorks) sported by my brother, Chris McCarthy.

Chris decided to get his first tattoo on the occasion of his 18th birthday. This one should attract all the ladies as he heads off to college in the fall. ;)

Here’s to all the geeks willing to wear their pride on their arm! Go Chris!

I still say that it makes him critically flaming.

Reznor Blows Hot Air

Standing in a knitting shop in upstate NY – don’t ask – studying the walls, I spotted this label from afar on an air heating unit. Trent Reznor being one of my favorite musical artists, I was naturally compelled to take a photo.

What I didn’t anticipate seeing were the words “Mercer, Pennsylvania” on the label. You see, that’s precisely where Trent is from, and I’m led to believe that this must be the family business!

Delighted to discover that it wasn’t just a random appearance of the name as I first suspected but is instead “the” Reznor name.

-Roderick
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Sent from the road via Wireless Blackberry
www.roderickrussell.com

[tags]mercer, nin, nine inch nails, reznor, trent reznor[/tags]

Flickr Stripper Saves The Day

flickrstripperHaving decided that I needed a decent moblogging solution for my self-hosted WordPress blog, I recently ran tests of several options open to me and my setup.

My needs were simple. While on the road I’m likely to post primarily photos and video with short bits of accompanying text commentary. No need for elaborate layouts, minimal-to-no links included and text commentary is – even with my legendary loquaciousness – usually no more than a few short paragraphs.

Preferring maximum control and self-contained systems, my first choice was of course to keep whichever solution I implemented as close to the core of WordPress as is possible, so naturally I investigated the WordPress-native “Post via E-Mail” solution. Unfortunately the system is, at least at the time of this writing, not handling images terribly well, though passing text through my phone into the system is working flawlessly. Alas, it was really the combination of photos, videos and text that I was interested in, so at this time the WordPress-native solution is not for me.

Not wanting to venture too far from the core of the code, I decided to explore several plugin options. There were many contenders, notable among them Brett Duncavage’s PostMaster 2.0. In fact, Brett’s plugin is quite good and handles images very, very well! There is a downfall to the plugin though, and that is the fact that – exactly inverse to the WordPress-native support – it does not handle text very well. This is no fault of the plugin author’s, of course. In fact, he’s worked very, very hard to keep up with and account for the myriad of idiosyncrasies that each cell carrier throws at him, but at this time the code is not handling messages from my carrier (Verizon) very well if they include more than, say, one short paragraph.


Venturing even further out of the WordPress system, I reluctantly decided to explore what options might be available via Flickr, as I have a Flickr Pro account that I use very regularly.

As it turns out, there are some great external blog integration options available through the Flickr system and, as I post most of my photos there anyhow and already upload via email from my cell phone, working through their system is quite convenient. It was very simple to integrate my blog and very easy to create a new private Flickr email address that I can use to post simultaneously to Flickr as well as my blog.

All seemed to be working perfectly, save for one thing; that is, the photos and blog posting appeared on Flickr just fine, but when passed into my self-hosted WordPress system the text exhibited an overwhelming number of seemingly random line breaks which in turn threw off the alignment of each entry, leaving it looking hideous, unkempt and difficult to read on the screen!

I searched and searched and searched for a solution and all I could turn up were numerous unanswered Flickr Help Forum posts (here, here, here, here, etc…). Many users were experiencing the exact same thing as me, and there was no solution to be had. In fact, many of the forum threads became closed due to lack of response!

The Flickr staff and development team has not been in a position to help much, as they themselves are rather stuck in the middle of cell carriers and email clients on one side and external, third-party blog servers on the other, each with their own proprietary setup.

Eager to get the system working for myself though I decided to take matters into my own hands and track down precisely what was happening.

As it turns out, the text going into Flickr is filled with new line indications that correspond to my email client’s limitations. These new lines then translate into an unusual short-width blog post on Flickr, though on the Flickr pages it looks just fine.

The real problem creeps up when Flickr then shoots the entry over to my WordPress blog for posting, where all of those new lines are replaced with HTML line breaks, and what then becomes rendered on my personal blog page is a hideous mess of text that breaks both at the end of the available page space as well as randomly throughout sentences!

There’s no way to fix this from the carrier/client-to-Flickr side of things (mind you, the Flickr staff may be able to implement a solution), so the best that we can do is to utilize our access to the WordPress side of things to write our own plugin to handle the resulting mess as best we can – and I’ve spent a few minutes this evening between travel and work to do just that. The result is Flickr Stripper.

Why is it called “Stripper”? Because that’s precisely what it does. It strips out all “\ n”’s and replaces them with “ “ (a space) so that there are no more random line breaks. Beyond that, it detects new paragraphs by searching for double “\ n”’s and replaces them with the HTML “< p >” tag.

Are there problems? Sure. It was written in very short order to do a quick and dirty job and, frankly, there’s only so much that one can do with the data that Flickr is passing through.

One such problem is that a genuine, bona fide new line can not be had. The plugin works great if you write in a general “full paragraph” by “full paragraph” style, but if you have text that you truly want to appear on new, single lines such as this:

This is one line.
And this is another line, with a single carriage return.
While this is a third.

You won’t be able to have it. The text will appear like this:

This is one line. And this is another line, with a single carriage return. While this is a third.

Unfortunately, the data does not give us any way to distinguish between bogus new lines and actual new lines. The only thing that we can truly detect are new paragraphs, as they give us clues by appearing as a double new line. So you can have this:

This is text in one paragraph. This is in fact the first paragraph, and in a moment you’ll be reading the second. The second paragraph will tell us that we can have as many paragraphs as we want, but that we’re limited in other formatting options.

This is the second paragraph. While we can have as many paragraphs as we want, we are limited in our formatting. For instance, we will not be able to have single new lines throughout our post. Paragraphs are all we have.

The third paragraph – this one here – tells us that thankfully, most posts of pictures and video via phone are unlikely to have anything but basic text anyhow, which means that for the most part, we’ve solved our problem.

Your mileage may vary based upon carrier and/or client. Users will undoubtedly discover their own idiosyncrasies, but the best bet is to just try it out and see if it works for you. It works great for me. The good news is that the code is extremely simple so adjustments to unique situations can be quickly made.

How To Setup Flickr Stripper

1.) Download the code here
2.) Unzip the file and place flickrzipper.php in your WordPress plugins directory as per usual.
3.) Activate the plugin via the Admin panel
4.) Setup your Flickr account to allow you to upload photos via email.
5.)In your Blog Layout (on Flickr), make sure that you use {description_raw} (the default is {description}, simply replace that with {description_raw}).
6.)Send a photo to your Flickr blog email address to test it out!

Feel free to leave comments, let us know if it worked for you or if it didn’t, and if you’d like to see something like this evolve into a more robust bit of code to support more options and scenarios. Who knows, I might just have a break in my schedule to make it happen.

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[tags]Flickr, mobile blogging, moblog, moblogging, Plugins, Verizon, WordPress[/tags]

Upgrade To 2.5 and Plugins

Just a quick note to readers that in order to support blog submissions from my BlackBerry, I’ve finally upgraded to the latest release of WordPress. The last version was accepting my posts but not posting the entire content. At the recommendation of other users, I’ve upgraded (about time, really) and all works flawlessly.

I should make a quick note about two plugins.

As submissions from my phone while I’m on the road tend to be more whimsical and consist often of nothing more than a photo, I needed a good way to handle media attachments to WordPress via email. Alas, the built-in support is a bit finicky.

Thankfully I was able to locate and install the PostMaster plug-in (http://blog.xforward.com/?page_id=65). So far it’s working perfectly and invisibly and I can recommend it.

The second plug-in that I’d like to address is my own MySpace Crossposter. Some users have trouble with the plug-in as a result of the peculiarities of their host’s configuration but become nevertheless convinced that it’s the plug-in itself. Though I wouldn’t claim that the plug-in is an expression of coding brilliance, it does work and now that I’ve finally upgraded my WP install I can confirm that it continues to work under the latest release.

Some users have discovered that it can spontaneously stop functioning, and this is a result of two causes: temporary MySpace down time (it always recovers) and server changes on the part of the users’ web host.

For what it’s worth, and for all those wondering if the code really works, I cite the fact that I along with many others have been continuously running it since the very first release without incident,
and it works on all WP releases that it’s been tested on, including the latest. It even crossposts the entries from my BlackBerry!

My install has survived an untold number of back-end server changes. It’s resilient. Nevertheless, if your install is experiencing problems I’d begin the troubleshooting with a call to your web host. We’ve
confirmed that it’s working fine everywhere else along the chain, unless MySpace happens to be down when you notice an issue.

That’s it from the road for now! Back to the grind!

-Roderick
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Sent from the road via Wireless Blackberry
www.roderickrussell.com

[tags]BlackBerry, Blogging, Email Blogging, Mobblogging, MySpace Crossposting, WordPress[/tags]

Eat Food. Not Too Much. Mostly Plants.

Journalist Michael Pollan, author of In Defense of Food along with four previous books, spoke at Google last month as part of their Authors@Google series. The video of his talk is up on YouTube and it’s incredible.

So compelling (and practical) was his talk that I rushed out to purchase his book immediately and it’s been worth every penny. In a world that has constantly conflicting scientific reports on nutrition, a government that issues shifting guidelines oftentimes in response to politics rather than data, and supermarkets filled with food-like products rather than food, how are we to know what to eat? And why in the world would we even have to ask such a seemingly silly question?

Pollan addresses and answers these questions and more in his book while also giving us – in seven words no less – very practical advice on eating and staying healthy.

Commonsensical, workable and safe. It’s hard to go wrong with the approach that Pollan advocates – and you’ll enjoy doing it as well.

Watch the video. Buy the book. Eat. Enjoy.

(thanks to Cory Doctorow over at Boing Boing for the link)


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[tags]Authors, Authors@Google, Books, Diet, Eating, In Defense of Food, Michael Pollan, Nutrition, Nutritionism, Organic Food, The Ominivore’s Dilemma, The Ominivore’s Dilemma[/tags]

Free Public Show

PCTColorforFlickrSword swallower and mind reader Roderick Russell will be appearing at the Pennsylvania College of Technology for a show that is completely free and open to the public. (sponsored by PCT Student Activities)

WHEN: Saturday, April 19th
WHERE: Klump Academic Center Auditorium on the PCT Campus (W. 3rd in Williamsport)
TIME: 8:00 pm
PRICE: FREE!!!

The theater is a beautiful little performance space with 561 seats that I first worked in back in, oh, 2004 or so. We’d like to fill the space and have a great time. If you’re in the area be sure to come on out, and bring your friends!

Hope to see you there!
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[tags]Mentalist, PCT, Penn College, Pennsylvania College of Technology, Roderick Russell, Sword Swallowers, Sword Swallowing[/tags]

Borders’ Stock of Books Sold Out!

PennsdaleSigning (9)Many thanks to all who turned out for the book signing this past weekend at Borders Books in central PA. Not only did we have a capacity crowd, the store also sold out of their entire stock of the book!

The current edition of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not will soon go off the shelves to make room for the upcoming edition, so if you’d like to see me at a store near you, make sure you drop me a line soon or have your bookstore contact me!

The Take a Picture, Get a Poster promotion is still running, but again, if you want to participate you better do so quickly, as the book won’t be around much longer!
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[tags]Book Signing, Bookstore, Borders, Ripley’s, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, Roderick Russell, Sword Swallower, Sword Swallowing, Ripley’s, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not[/tags]

Roderick Russell Hits Newsstands in Germany

MatadorSpreadAfter a long journey through the postal system from Germany to the United States, along with time spent being forwarded within the US itself in an attempt to find me while I travel, the March issue of Matador Magazine, Germany’s best-selling GQ-style magazine, has finally made its way into my waiting hands.

A bit late perhaps – the fault being entirely mine, as I’m currently away from home – but the spread looks great, making it well worth the wait.

Alongside the usual gear reviews found in men’s lifestyle magazines (audio equipment, auto news, gadgets), how-to lists and entertainment news, you’ll also find an interview with Charlize Theron, a profile of Shaun White, and a list of bands with the guru’s they adore. Amy Winehouse apparently works one-on-one with David Sye, while the Beach Boys go in for the more 60′s commercial message of the late Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. And of course there’s also the stunning spread (oddly not the cover) of Sabrina, aka Miss Matador. What men’s lifestyle magazine would be complete without a Miss Magazinename?

Buried in amidst all of that – if you can get past Miss Matador – you’ll see a strangely not out of place article by Stephan Bernhard featuring a sword swallower from the United States, titled What it Feels Like to Swallow a Sword.

It’s a good feature, and I’m indebted to Mr. Bernhard for arranging the interview, writing the article and making sure that the print copy made it into my hands.

Great work Stephan! Here’s hoping we can work together again!

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[tags]Amy Winehouse, Charlize Theron, German Media, Germany, Matador Magazine, Men’s Magazine, Miss Matador, Roderick Russell, Shaun White, Stephan Bernhard, Sword Swallower, Sword Swallowing, Men’s Magazine[/tags]

Fan Spots Ad Campaign

n14100747_30924110_2677I love hearing from fans of the show. I get incredible letters from all sorts of unexpected places, and sometimes, they let me know that I’ve been spotted in unexpected places.

One of the most recent messages was from Bethany Boles, a fan from Connecticut. She was recently visiting New York City and while in downtown Manhattan she spotted me as part of the Magic Hat ad campaign. (for those who don’t know, I lent my image to Magic Hat Brewery for a series of commercials and print ads run throughout the country)

Naturally I was flattered that someone even noticed me amidst the hustle and bustle of Manhattan, and I was thrilled that Magic Hat had placed ads throughout the city. What I didn’t realize was the extent of the presence!

Here I was expecting to be told of a small little poster in which I was seen, but when Bethany sent along images I was blown away. They were larger-than-life full store front displays! No wonder she noticed me! I was looming in duplicate over the entire street and everyone that passed by!

Thanks, Bethany, for not only noticing me, but also snapping a few photos of the display from outside so that I could see it.

Nine out of ten times even I don’t know where or how my image will be popping up, so if you see something, be sure to share it!

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[tags]Beer, Magic Hat, Magic Hat Brewery, Roderick Russell, Sword Swallower[/tags]

Fraud Exposed as Fraud

hardmanNigel Hardman, a 40-year-old “illusionist” from England was recently charged with eleven counts of cheating the benefits system (aka collecting unemployment, for those in the States) after his “act” brought him to the attention of authorities.

Performing – and I use that term very loosely – under the name Prince Razaq, he is said to have presented “death-defying” stunts such as sword swallowing, fire eating, walking on broken glass, escapes from straitjackets and standing on a bed of nails. Investigators apparently became curious regarding his claims of “too ill to work” – for which he was collecting benefits – after seeing him perform on the television show The Big Breakfast, clearly demonstrating that he was, well, not too ill to work!

I could care less about his cheating of the benefits system – that’s something that the authorities are now on top of. What really gets my goat is that this fraud is a fraud in so many ways, and a complete hack in terms of performing, yet he nevertheless grabs the attention of society! The papers – and granted we are talking about the Daily Mail here – genuinely used the term “death-defying” in describing his “feats” and claim that he swallows swords. I haven’t seen any video or pictures of him with a sword in his mouth (if you have some, send them this way!) so I can’t say for certain, but given that the straitjacket he uses is a gimmicked jacket and not a genuine one (industry insiders will be able to tell very quickly at a mere glance), and the fact that he is such a ridiculously laughable performer – wearing a turban, curled toe shoes and a cheesy vest nonetheless – I can’t help but suspect that his sword swallowing too is fake. As a full-time professional sword swallower myself I’m proud to know just about every other sword swallower out there, and though I can’t keep tabs on every single one, this bloke has never crossed my radar. He’s cheesy, not entertaining and not genuine – yet he still gets air time. He’s still described as death-defying. It boggles my mind. But then, look at the state of television in general, I suppose…

Actually, perhaps he can cite his performance fraud to wiggle out of the benefits fraud charges! After all, it was Warren Spencer, the prosecuting attorney, who said:

Despite this [collecting benefits for being too ill to work] he did death-defying feats such as sword swallowing, lying on beds of nails and bathing in broken glass.

I’d be happy to testify that this guy is a fraudulent entertainer and that his performance contains absolutely nothing life threatening! It might help to remove the stain that he’s left for other performing artists!

Link to Daily Mail article here.

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[tags]Benefits System, Daredevils, Fraud, Nigel Hardman, Prince Razaq, Sideshow, Sword Swallowers, Sword Swallowing[/tags]

According to Wikipedia…

accordingtowikipediaA collection of persistent mistakes and fraudulent facts from the world’s most popular reference work.

How many times have you found yourself in a lovely yet heated discussion, feeling that you might be making some headway with your argument, only to hear the following dreaded phrase – “Weeeelll, according to Wikipedia…” – followed by a stream of apocryphal facts and sources?

Forget for a moment the questionable prudence in citing an encyclopedia as a source – after all, we all turn to it as a quick reference now and again – but with mistakes so rampant, bias so pronounced and (despite Wikipedia’s best policy efforts) the actual real world practice of scholarly correction so spotty, how can we in good conscience trust the trivia that comes spewing forth from the Grand Collaboration?

side note: I have direct experience with the sketchy nature of Wikipedia. A good friend’s well-researched entry was once removed with no explanation and replaced with a poorly written and terribly inaccurate 14 year old girl’s entry (still active), while one of my own original entries became a marketing platform for my competitors – still uncorrected years later.

Author Alex Rudzinski’s latest book, titled According to Wikipedia, was rumored to have originally been a diatribe against the collaborative encyclopedia, but realizing that he wanted more to sell books than show himself to be a bitter old curmudgeon, he revamped the work to be a collection of the most hilarious mistakes found in the online resource, accompanied by his own well-researched corrections, resulting in a book that is a delight (and a hoot) to read.

Sure, it’s good for a laugh (for instance, did you know that Earth is the largest planet in the world?) but Rudzinski is still able to work in his now subtle critiques of the service and strangely lay bare the startling implications – for history, science and public opinion – of the younger generation’s reliance upon Wikipedia.

After reading this work and having a good laugh, you’ll also agree deeply with one reviewer’s response:

“Clearly shows that having an opinion does not entitle one to express it!”

Thomas Brithwell
Times Scholar

Or Marc Fauschite’s pithy five word review:

“Is this what America thinks?”

The answer to which is, unfortunately, yes.

Some may consider the work to be a fun call back to critical thinking and research, others may enjoy it for the critique of open source collaborative culture and the dangers of letting everyone speak for themselves, but at its core According to Wikipedia is a delightful little collection of quirky mistakes and hilarious misquotes that deserves a place on everyone’s coffee table or couch-side stack of books.

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[tags]Books, Encyclopedias, Open Source, Trivia, Web 2.0, Wikipedia[/tags]

TECH NOTE: Tools for Web Design

How to view your website in 53+ browsers on 3 major platforms in mere minutes with zero effort.

browsershotsscreenshotThough current statistics indicate that almost 62% of web users are surfing the web with some version of Internet Explorer (reaffirming that I always find myself in a minority) with Firefox coming in a distant second at around 28%, web designers need to be aware that users will be viewing their websites in a huge variety of web browsers each running on a wide cross-section of platforms. Safari and Opera are the only other browsers to regularly make the top stats lists, but there are literally dozens of browsers and platforms available.

As a business I keep close tabs on my usage statistics and sure enough, most users are visiting with some version of Internet Explorer or Firefox. Because getting my product into the marketplace is so crucial, however, I can’t afford to alienate the minority of users hitting my server with less-than-popular browsers. I need to assure that everyone receives roughly the same experience with only minor variation – if any. Some businesses by their nature may attract the minority browser – and everyone should know what the usage patterns for their websites are – and a designer can never assume that visitors are receiving the same experience that they are.


Short of running multiple systems with multiple boot options each running different OS’s and browser versions, or setting up complex and tedious virtual systems and emulators, how can a designer be certain that their website looks as intended in a cross-platform environment? My own personal approach is to first make certain that the variety of processing occurs server-side and that I deliver a minimum of code that needs to be interpreted client-side. Then, I visit browsershots.org.

What is Browsershots?

In the creator’s own words:

“Browsershots makes screenshots of your web design in different browsers. It is a free open-source online service created by Johann C. Rocholl. When you submit your web address, it will be added to the job queue. A number of distributed computers will open your website in their browser. Then they will make screenshots and upload them to the central server here.“

Simply visit the website, submit the URL that you’d like to test and select from any or all of the platforms and browsers available. Platforms include Linux, Windows and Mac OS, naturally, while the over 53 browsers include multiple versions of not only the major players but the more minor ones as well, and some decidedly obscure browsers are among the mix.

No need to test them individually, as you can submit your request for all of them at once and the results will be compiled and displayed directly on the Browsershots page in thumbnail format. Roll over each thumbnail for a slightly larger peek at how your URL appears in each given browser, or click them for a higher resolution image complete with all of the details regarding platform, browser and version. For safe keeping, you can download the whole lot of results as one zip file, including all of the high res screen shots. The site isn’t graphically pretty, but it’s extremely functional.

It should be noted that Browsershots provides only screenshots, it is impossible to test functionality. I myself discovered with one of my own sites that as a result of some transparent png’s and the way in which I made them backward compatible with older browsers, everything looked fine from IE version to IE version, but in actual fact my scrollbars were inoperative in older versions of IE – something that I could never tell from the Browsershots service.

Nonetheless, for checking visual layout it’s second to none. There are fee-based services that are available to provide the same functionality and more (see end of article for links), but for a quick, powerful and dead simple way to assure that your website appears as intended – a way which avoids the tedious setup of emulators and separate systems – Browsershots is the way to go. It also operates on the principles of distributed computing and community support, something in which I strongly believe.


Fee-Based Cross-Browser Testing Tools

-Browsercam
-Litmus
-NetMechanic

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[tags]Browsershots, Compatibility, Firefox, Graphic Design, IE, Internet Explorer, Web Browsers, Web Design, Websites[/tags]

Twitter, TwitterWhere and Flash Mobs

A bit old according to ‘net standards – being from October, 2007 and all – but just picked this up from Casey’s blog and it got me to thinking…

TwitterWhere is an application that allows you to view Twitter Tweets by location via RSS or XML. Along with other Twitter-based apps (such as TwitterVision and TwitterMap, mentioned even on the TwitterWhere page) it’s a cool little extension of Twitter that gets geeks excited simply by being a neat remix of data.

My first thought upon seeing this was “cool, I can watch and anticipate flash mobs and the like by location!” which made me stop and consider – “Hey, anyone can watch and anticipate flash mobs by location!”

Undoubtedly some savvy government type entrenched in an office somewhere – Homeland Security, local police, et. al. – also had this “duh” moment, and maybe even wrote their own app eons ago.


Curious how the march of technology can so thoroughly enable certain activities – spontaneous congregation – and also by virtue of the community principles involved in the technology (Web 2.0 mentality, social networking, open api’s, etc…) so thoroughly short circuit it.

I don’t think that uses of Twitter for flash mobbing will go away, or that they’ll be necessarily ineffective in the future, but anyone seriously considering exploiting these tools for truly nefarious purposes has undoubtedly moved on to more promising methods.

Link to TwitterWhere

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[tags]Flash Mobs, Smart Mobs, Twitter, TwitterWhere[/tags]